# Pee Without Noise Stool – Yeah, Apparently This Is Real **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 13, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704 "2010-01-13T08:10:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/1 "2010-01-13T08:10:18Z")
![http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pee_stool.jpg](http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pee_stool.jpg) If you’re self-conscious about making too much noise when you’re going you-know-what in the you-know-where, you can now get yourself a special stool because apparently just sitting isn’t manly enough. Based on exhaustive research involving a tea pot and a toilet bowl, the Pee Without Noise Stool puts you closer to the, um, action, keeping unwanted sounds to a minimum. And what will you be paying to save face the next time you’re in the loo? How about $76 for a wooden ‘Eco’ model or $98 for a ‘DX’ model which is made of polyurethane instead. amazing ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/2 "2010-01-13T08:14:05Z")
bought one ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/3 "2010-01-13T08:49:46Z")
wtf??? makes no sense ---
**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/4 "2010-01-13T08:58:29Z")
am I the only one that tries pee loudly? ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/5 "2010-01-13T10:26:20Z")
is it really that hard for people to piss on the back of the bowl? ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/6 "2010-01-13T10:32:00Z")
Im a proud sitter. Problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/7 "2010-01-13T10:40:41Z")
:rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/8 "2010-01-13T10:48:37Z")
i just pee on to the sidewall. Sounds like a raging river if i go straight in ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/9 "2010-01-13T10:57:58Z")
The floor. Is for piss. /Thread ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/10 "2010-01-13T10:59:57Z")
> [@What a tire goes through...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-tire-goes-through/28310/3): > > The floor. Is for piss. > > /Thread :rofl… I’ll use the sink as well depending on where I am and how drunk I am. Sean’s sink has been owned many times. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/11 "2010-01-13T11:02:24Z")
Oh yeah, sink, garbage pail, closets, and vases are just a few of the things that arent safe when drunk pissing. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/12 "2010-01-13T11:11:06Z")
Grandfather clock ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/13 "2010-01-13T11:27:16Z")
To reduce peeing noise, I just drop a huge log in the bowl and aim at that when pissing :rofl ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/14 "2010-01-13T12:28:23Z")
> [@Things to do in Toronto..?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-to-do-in-toronto/28296/9): > > bought one lets test it during the party at ur house? :excited ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/15 "2010-01-13T12:30:52Z")
That’s silly, just bank it off the shower curtain right into the bowl. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/16 "2010-01-13T12:33:22Z")
> [@PDF to jpeg problem](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pdf-to-jpeg-problem/28295/6): > > That’s silly, just bank it off the shower curtain right into the bowl. wouldnt that splash around and drip most of it onto the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/17 "2010-01-13T17:40:56Z")
wow. great comments. will read again ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/18 "2010-01-13T17:42:09Z")
Just piss on the inside of the toilet above the water. Problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/19 "2010-01-13T17:48:11Z")
> [@Switching to Verizon Wireless](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/switching-to-verizon-wireless/28318/3): > > Just piss on the inside of the toilet above the water. Problem solved. we got a regular Leonardo DaVinci here ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/20 "2010-01-13T17:48:18Z")
> [@FS; Brand new sealed ACQUA DI GIO 1.7 fl oz mens cologne](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-brand-new-sealed-acqua-di-gio-1-7-fl-oz-mens-cologne/28277/6): > > wouldnt that splash around and drip most of it onto the floor? :facepalm [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704.md?page=2)