# Pee Without Noise Stool – Yeah, Apparently This Is Real **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 13, 2010, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704 "2010-01-13T08:10:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/21 "2010-01-13T19:03:34Z")
about 6 replies in here made me lol. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/22 "2010-01-13T19:43:04Z")
![http://memegenerator.net/Instances/926/Socially-Awkward-Penguin-GO-TO-BATHROOM-AT-WORK-THEY-HEAR-YOU-PISSING.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Instances/926/Socially-Awkward-Penguin-GO-TO-BATHROOM-AT-WORK-THEY-HEAR-YOU-PISSING.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/23 "2010-01-13T21:42:31Z")
Jammer has witnessed me pissing in the neighbors mailbox. Federal offense FTW!! ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/24 "2010-01-13T22:37:10Z")
> [@Build a track car for cheap?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/build-a-track-car-for-cheap/28259/51): > > Jammer has witnessed me pissing in the neighbors mailbox. Federal offense FTW!! :lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/25 "2010-01-14T05:55:02Z")
> [@Build a track car for cheap?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/build-a-track-car-for-cheap/28259/51): > > Jammer has witnessed me pissing in the neighbors mailbox. Federal offense FTW!! we all did that night, we all did. ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/26 "2010-01-14T06:25:08Z")
I wonder what the kettle is saying in the ‘sitting’ box… ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/27 "2010-01-14T06:46:12Z")
They need to make something for loud shitting. Thats the embarassing one. Especially when there is a bathroom right off the living room. I have some spray shits that have drowned out the sound of the TV before, thats with the door closed and exhaust fan running ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/28 "2010-01-14T09:48:47Z")
> [@SRS BZNS"](#): > > They need to make something for loud shitting. Thats the embarassing one. Especially when there is a bathroom right off the living room. I have some spray shits that have drowned out the sound of the TV before, thats with the door closed and exhaust fan running Honestly, this works for both shitting and pissing: I know, I have done it. Take a handful of toilet paper and throw it in the toilet bowl just before you shit or piss. The toilet paper sits just under the surface of the water and “catches” your shit or piss. Instead of falling into a huge pool of water, your shit is falling on a “cushy” bed of toilet paper. Virtually noise/splash free. Works everytime. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/29 "2010-01-14T13:20:47Z")
until your toilet overflows and does $5,000 worth of damage to the bathroom and surrounding areas ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/30 "2010-01-14T13:23:52Z")
> [@fs: 82-92 camaro hood.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-82-92-camaro-hood/28338/2): > > until your toilet overflows and does $5,000 worth of damage to the bathroom and surrounding areas courtesy flush wil eliminate the big wad of paper. my problem isnt so much the turd falling, its the machine gun effect from the farts. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/31 "2010-01-14T13:25:51Z")
courtesy flush that includes big sound-deadening wad of TP and poopy has toilet clogging potential. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/32 "2010-01-14T13:27:42Z")
youre a tard. big wad he doesnt mean half a roll. like 5-10 sheets son. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/33 "2010-01-14T13:29:40Z")
you must be droppin small turds ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/34 "2010-01-14T13:32:47Z")
yup, youre dumb. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/35 "2010-01-14T13:59:16Z")
A small handful of tissue numbynuts. Not the whole roll. Please don’t tell me your one of those 1-2 sheet wipers?! I like a handful for every wipe. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/36 "2010-01-14T14:10:50Z")
> [@Roughest commute](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/roughest-commute/28334/32): > > yup, youre dumb. big turds=big splash=large amounts of TP required to silence the impact. ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/37 "2010-01-14T14:31:46Z")
> [@fs: 82-92 camaro hood.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-82-92-camaro-hood/28338/2): > > until your toilet overflows and does $5,000 worth of damage to the bathroom and surrounding areas …and then you pewp in the bathtub, and your date is screaming “Im gonna call the cops!” and… ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/38 "2010-01-14T14:32:10Z")
> [@Top Gear Coming to The USA](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/top-gear-coming-to-the-usa/28355/5): > > big turds=big splash=large amounts of TP required to silence the impact. Your logic is flawed. Splash = Large object breaking surface tension of H20, splash is relative to the size of the object. If you break the surface tension with a small handful of TP, you will effectively eliminate a splash that will cause any noticeable sounds or “spray back”. The most helpful part of the TP “cushion” is that the splash is greatly reduced because the speed of kinetic energy of said object will be reduced to nothing more than a ripple. See diagram below: ![http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/adam1721/poop.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/9/0906c1aa6a8dba5725017543d4276aa06f48eaa8.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/39 "2010-01-14T14:34:18Z")
Is that a smiling turd? ---
**Author:** ![keifer75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@keifer75](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/keifer75)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pee-without-noise-stool-yeah-apparently-this-is-real/249704/40 "2010-01-14T15:26:55Z")
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