# Peeing in the toilet instead of a urinal. Why?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022 "2011-06-29T10:18:58Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/21 "2011-06-29T16:12:33Z")
The question is why the fuck does he let his wife control how he urinates?
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### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/22 "2011-06-29T16:51:12Z")
> [@yeamabu](#):
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> yo man… I dont know about you, but at times when you have to piss, that shit fires off like a fucking fire hose. lol Id prefer no splatter thank you… expecially when drinking. sooooo shity.
[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCodaoMt8XE)
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### Author:  [@nytalonTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nytalonTSi)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/23 "2011-06-29T17:29:02Z")
I’d piss in a urinal that has ice. At least gives you something to aim at.
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### Author:  [@SnowboardinWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SnowboardinWNY)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/24 "2011-06-29T18:20:19Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> The question is why the fuck does he let his wife control how he urinates?
Ha, good question…
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/25 "2011-06-29T19:18:11Z")
I do this. 2 reasons. the blow back, as previous mentioned from a nasty urinal is gross. Second, there could be 275 urinals in a row. the Second you pick one, the next guy comes in and pisses next to you, or one over.
Tho anyone whos ever been to lancaster in the last 10 years is use to pissing in a pig trough
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/26 "2011-06-29T19:41:17Z")
If I were manlier I would call the guys out about not pissing in the urinal.
Or how about the guy who takes the middle stall out of three (no dividers) so you are forced to stand next to someone when it would have otherwise been unnecessary.
side note: today on rt 17 near horseheads I found a bathroom that had a little spay bottle on the wall to wipe the toilet seat with. NICE!!! I never felt so good about pooping in public.
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### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/27 "2011-06-29T19:52:36Z")
I have the issue of not being able to piss in the presence of others. ☹
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/28 "2011-06-29T20:01:35Z")
I use the stall cause I don’t need all you fggts eye fucking my Johnson.
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/29 "2011-06-29T20:57:29Z")
You’re all wrong
I pee in the sink
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### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/30 "2011-06-29T21:15:19Z")
too late. see my schweet custom title.
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### Author:  [@smokeyV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyV)
#### Post date: [June 29, 2011, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/31 "2011-06-29T21:51:01Z")
Guys piss in toilets almost everyday in their house or elsewhere, maybe they’re just used to it? Idk.
> [@SnowboardinWNY](#):
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> You just have to know where to aim it. 😉
So true. You’ll get backsplash off both toilets AND urinals. I like making 45º angles (from x,y,z) in the front corner of a toilet or a 45º on the vertical urinal wall.
Minimal backsplash ftw. And yes, my pissing technique has been scientifically refined over the years.
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> [@travisn](#):
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> I found a bathroom that had a little spay bottle on the wall to wipe the toilet seat with.
Thats awesome…
minus the fact that you’re touching a bottle that 100 other people who haven’t washed their hands yet also touched.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/32 "2011-06-30T05:36:17Z")
I personally don’t like peeing next to someone so I rather choose the toilet with the door.
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/33 "2011-06-30T05:46:37Z")
Shitting in the urinal instead of a toilet. Why?
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/34 "2011-06-30T05:49:15Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> [https://youtu.be/uCodaoMt8XE](https://youtu.be/uCodaoMt8XE)
Trust your gut…
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/35 "2011-06-30T06:25:52Z")
I want a urinal in my home bathroom…
That would be sweet.
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### Author:  [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/36 "2011-06-30T06:28:50Z")
> [@smokeyV](#):
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> Guys piss in toilets almost everyday in their house or elsewhere, maybe they’re just used to it? Idk.
Exactly. Not sure why it’s such a big deal?
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### Author:  [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/37 "2011-06-30T07:08:19Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> **If I’m tired and really have to pee, I take a seat.**
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> But peeing in the toilet standing up, when you’re not drunk/drinking? Odd.
This just sounds gay.
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### Author:  [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/38 "2011-06-30T07:27:30Z")
> [@08GT500](#):
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> This just sounds gay.
Try it, it will change your life forever.
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### Author:  [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/39 "2011-06-30T08:01:20Z")
When I wake up in the AM and stumble into the bathroom all groggy like, I sit & I’m okay with that. Sometimes check my email on my phone, reply to drunk texts received in the night and ignored while on silent. It also empties the bladder more effectively while seated. Otherwise I stand, rock a urinal, and bipedal in the fully locked and upright position. I’m not proud, I’m hung like a stud field mouse.
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### Author:  [@juicedz4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/juicedz4)
#### Post date: [June 30, 2011, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/peeing-in-the-toilet-instead-of-a-urinal-why/214022/40 "2011-06-30T09:52:57Z")
Usually, if both urinals are being used in our bathroom upstairs at work, I’ll walk out and either come back later, or hit up the other bathroom downstairs (on my way to the lab). Generally only if I was stuck in a super long meeting, and the peepee dance is in full swing, will I go into the stall to pee.
Dan
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