# People are genuine scumbags...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 12, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756 "2009-03-12T14:32:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/61 "2009-03-12T19:36:55Z")
> [@psi2high"](#):
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> Just leave nets in there with little spikes so when they drive through the shit gets all tangled in their wheel wells and tie little weights so it smashes against their shit
i lol’d at this idea:lol
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### Author:  [@YFZ460](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/YFZ460)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/62 "2009-03-12T20:23:19Z")
I’m a minuteman. Call me and I’ll bring the militia loaded in the back of the silver bullet… no pun intended.
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### Author:  [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/63 "2009-03-12T20:24:44Z")
> [@Conquest vs mailbox](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/conquest-vs-mailbox/15448/8):
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> I wonder if I can acquire spike strips from somewhere and embed them into the edge of my lawn. That way, they are sticking up a bit but you can’t really see them.
Not joking when i say this ( and i havent read ANYThing passed this quote.)
Duct tape and nails for the road, or a 2x4 and screws. burry the wood in the soft grass/dirt. Bound to work wonders. And if your felling an extra boost of revenge put 4+ down. :lol
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### Author:  [@dkid15](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dkid15)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/64 "2009-03-12T20:27:16Z")
My buddies dad kept having people drive through his leaf piles. So he put 15 bricks hidden beneath to solve the problem.
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### Author:  [@Jeremiah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeremiah)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/65 "2009-03-12T20:45:09Z")
I know a guy who used to have someone drove through his mailbox a few times a year, well he bought a hollow “woodgrain” plastic post from HomeDept/Lowes, filled both the post and the box with concrete and told the mailman to use the new box on his porch. One night he was sleeping he heard a big boom, ran outside, found pieces of headlight and grill from a Ram…but the cocncrete box itself was missing. Must of ended up in the passenger seat. He now uses a regular wooden post and box and noone’s touched it for years.
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/66 "2009-03-12T20:48:06Z")
If you make a booby trap be prepared for mommy and daddy to get their asses sued off when some kid falls on your lawn and lands on some spikes.
oh, and mowing your lawn would be a bit of a challenge too.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/67 "2009-03-12T20:48:46Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15220/29):
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> I know a guy who used to have someone drove through his mailbox a few times a year, well he bought a hollow “woodgrain” plastic post from HomeDept/Lowes, filled both the post and the box with concrete and told the mailman to use the new box on his porch. One night he was sleeping he heard a big boom, ran outside, found pieces of headlight and grill from a Ram…but the cocncrete box itself was missing. Must of ended up in the passenger seat. He now uses a regular wooden post and box and noone’s touched it for years.
LOL!!! That’s hilarious
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/68 "2009-03-12T20:49:04Z")
> [@Hypothetically Speaking.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15462/17):
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> If you make a booby trap be prepared for mommy and daddy to get their asses sued off when some kid falls on your lawn and lands on some spikes.
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> oh, and mowing your lawn would be a bit of a challenge too.
shut up
shuuuuuuuuutttt uuuuuuuuppp
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/69 "2009-03-12T20:57:10Z")
> [@Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/35):
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> shut up
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> shuuuuuuuuutttt uuuuuuuuppp
Yyyyyyyooooooooooosssssssssoooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo dawg
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/70 "2009-03-12T21:00:02Z")
> [@Official NHL Offseason Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nhl-offseason-thread/14053/182):
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> Yyyyyyyooooooooooosssssssssoooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo dawg
yep, shop car coming upstate. you’ll see;)
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/71 "2009-03-12T21:01:49Z")
not interested
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### Author:  [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/72 "2009-03-12T21:03:55Z")
Rock garden around edge of lawn. Looks not so white trash and I won’t drive on your lawn anymore
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/73 "2009-03-12T21:05:58Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15220/29):
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> I know a guy who used to have someone drove through his mailbox a few times a year, well he bought a hollow “woodgrain” plastic post from HomeDept/Lowes, filled both the post and the box with concrete and told the mailman to use the new box on his porch. One night he was sleeping he heard a big boom, ran outside, found pieces of headlight and grill from a Ram…but the cocncrete box itself was missing. Must of ended up in the passenger seat. He now uses a regular wooden post and box and noone’s touched it for years.
That’s awesome.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/74 "2009-03-12T21:07:31Z")
> [@Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/37):
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> not interested
K:)
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/75 "2009-03-12T22:24:22Z")
I will build the ultimate anti car defense system if you wish
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/76 "2009-03-12T22:28:52Z")
it mighta been me, I was drinking again.
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### Author:  [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/77 "2009-03-12T22:31:30Z")
Dude the dually will fuck shit up…can I borrow it?
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 12, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/78 "2009-03-12T22:43:49Z")
> [@TMP dorifto event?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tmp-dorifto-event/15475/7):
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> Dude the dually will fuck shit up…can I borrow it?
Anytime
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### Author:  [@FMFGSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FMFGSX)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/79 "2009-03-13T04:43:00Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/15220/29):
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> I know a guy who used to have someone drove through his mailbox a few times a year, well he bought a hollow “woodgrain” plastic post from HomeDept/Lowes, filled both the post and the box with concrete and told the mailman to use the new box on his porch. One night he was sleeping he heard a big boom, ran outside, found pieces of headlight and grill from a Ram…but the cocncrete box itself was missing. Must of ended up in the passenger seat. He now uses a regular wooden post and box and noone’s touched it for years.
I would have loved to have seen the look on his face when it hit a concrete post.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [March 13, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-genuine-scumbags/242756/80 "2009-03-13T05:12:12Z")
> [@a few pics of the almost complete turbo SHO](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/a-few-pics-of-the-almost-complete-turbo-sho/15445/8):
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> I could always take a piece of wood and nail a bunch of long ass nails into it, then bury the piece of wood. hmm…
we had a similar problem with ppl fuckin about the house. they were doing the ding dong ditch at like 3-4 am. they would hide in the bushes near the house. my dad and me made some of those wooden planks with long ass rusty nails in em and hid them right around where there were footprints. after that we didnt have the problem anymore.
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