# People are just idiots **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [December 19, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876 "2008-12-19T06:53:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/1 "2008-12-19T06:53:33Z")
Quoted from [Z31.com](http://Z31.com) > [quote=“1artworkz”"] What happens when a Jeep drives over a mattress? An Escher-like hellscape of cord and wires that didn’t stop the Jeep > for 30 miles and only when the wires finally punctured the fuel tank. > The following stunning display of driver ignorance is making the rounds in a number of fan-boy forums across the internet: > a Jeep owner mowed over a mattress and decided to press forward. Only after his vehicle stalled due to lack of fuel after > 30 miles did he decide to contact the dealer and see what the matter might be. What unfolds can only be described as an > Escher-like hellscape. > The amalgamation of cord and wires that used to be a mattress wound itself around the driveshaft and rear axle, creating > a deadly whip that gashed it’s way through the gas tank. The draining of his precious fuel, not the terrible shaking, is what > ultimately brought the owner into the dealer. We would’ve loved to be part of the laugh-fest that surely took place at said > dealer after this mess rolled in. The text of the email is located below for your enjoyment. > > > [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![smithsteg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smithsteg/32/6379_2.png) [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/2 "2008-12-19T06:55:59Z")
i need to move to canada :idiots ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/3 "2008-12-19T07:03:43Z")
Wow… Lesson learned. Don’t run over mattresses. ---
**Author:** ![OhNoPOPO](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ohnopopo/32/6344_2.png) [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/4 "2008-12-19T07:11:11Z")
> [@JRubino](#): > > Wow… Lesson learned. Don’t run over mattresses. :+1 ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/5 "2008-12-19T07:39:37Z")
But if it was a temperpediac or it should drive 10x better ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/6 "2008-12-19T17:23:53Z")
lol i’ve seen some wild shit in my shop, but that is fucking priceless!!! :crackup :nuts ---
**Author:** ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/7 "2008-12-19T17:55:47Z")
:wow ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/8 "2008-12-20T15:12:45Z")
Thats fucking crazy. How did he not noticed the shaking and noise, let alone a mattress in the road? I really wouldve thought it was a woman driver. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/9 "2008-12-23T08:43:04Z")
step 1: take garden hose step 2: cut a 3 foot section step 3: fill 1/2 hose with ball bearings of similar diameter and fold in half step 4: beat driver and take away license ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/10 "2008-12-23T08:46:27Z")
30 effing miles and you only stop because you run out of gas!? :idiots ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/11 "2008-12-23T08:46:39Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/12 "2008-12-23T08:52:35Z")
LOL !!! HOLLY SHIT ---
**Author:** ![DUKE\_LADUKE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duke_laduke/32/6317_2.png) [@DUKE\_LADUKE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DUKE_LADUKE)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/13 "2008-12-23T09:03:55Z")
Lmao thats like this lady that came into my shop.She ran into mini metal linked fences and it was all wrap up in her axle.She brought it in for a weird “vibration” :crackup ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-are-just-idiots/240876/14 "2008-12-23T10:20:18Z")
:confused