# People who chew with your mouth open...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 1, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503 "2008-08-01T09:42:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/61 "2008-08-01T10:43:43Z")
LOL @ the absurd racism in this thread
Works tax free indian or works on a visa Indian?
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/62 "2008-08-01T10:47:19Z")
steals your motor home when u park it to close to the reservation at night indian, or tries to convince you their name is bob and they live in chicago when u call for tech support indian ?
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/63 "2008-08-01T10:49:41Z")
custers last stand Indian or custard machine Indian
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/64 "2008-08-01T10:52:13Z")
Paulo show your new coworker this thread
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### Author:  [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/65 "2008-08-01T10:52:49Z")
slap the fucking dot off his head, and while ur at it tell him to shower to get rid of the curry stench, which im sure he has covered with 6 gallons of cologne.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/66 "2008-08-01T10:52:51Z")
Why, It doesn’t make any sense at all.
How did this abortion of a thread even happen?!
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### Author:  [@SHOtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SHOtime)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/67 "2008-08-01T12:50:21Z")
Jesus H…This thread has to be up there with some of my favorite threads of all time on here.
I FUCKING hate “food noises”. It absolutely enrages me to the point that I cannot think of anything else. That and it seems that said non-native Indians are among the most-oft offenders.
The comparisons are fucking hilarioius.
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/68 "2008-08-01T12:53:29Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#):
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> lol does he own a gas station or work at one?
I missed this before from the first page, but it’s probably my favorite. lol 👏
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/69 "2008-08-01T12:55:44Z")
> [@BuickGN](#):
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> slap the fucking dot off his head, and while ur at it tell him to shower to get rid of the curry stench, which im sure he has covered with 6 gallons of cologne.
I knew you couldn’t keep the happy bullshit up for long. 👏
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/70 "2008-08-01T12:58:45Z")
LOL
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### Author:  [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/71 "2008-08-01T13:09:35Z")
You ever think of politely asking him to stop chewing with his mouth open? It might work better than making this thread.
Drunk “I hate my life, poverty strucken, only make money by owning Casino/Duty Free Shop” Indian or My apartment smells like B.O. Indian?
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/72 "2008-08-01T13:20:13Z")
> [@98GCL](#):
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> You ever think of politely asking him to stop chewing with his mouth open? It might work better than making this thread.
This thread was more than worth the effort. lol
Telling someone that they’ve been annoying people when they eat for their entire lives can sometimes be a touchy issue. I do have to work with this guy for a while, so I don’t want to end up on bad terms. Although, I may just bottle up my anger, and then decapitate him on a sunny Tuesday.
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### Author:  [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/73 "2008-08-01T13:21:59Z")
Take him out to lunch sometime?
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/74 "2008-08-01T13:24:05Z")
you can drop the hint subtly. Send him some sort of joke about how annoying it is that people chew with their mouth open or something lol
I got nothing
great thread though :lol:
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/75 "2008-08-01T13:24:13Z")
> [@98GCL](#):
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> Take him out to lunch sometime?
haha. OORRR I’ll send an e-mail out to co-workers inviting anyone that chews with their mouth closed to lunch.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/76 "2008-08-01T13:27:40Z")
So annoying, you should just buy a bunch of first grader picture books in bulk. And just keep placing them on his desk until he gets the hint.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/77 "2008-08-01T13:31:08Z")
so wait… what kind of indian are we talking about?
The kind that saved the pilgrims from starvation with corn or the kind that saves truckers from starvation with slowly rolling greasy cheese filled hotdogs?
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### Author:  [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/78 "2008-08-01T13:35:08Z")
Just say it-- is he a fuckin Towel head?
wow how unpc
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/79 "2008-08-01T13:38:19Z")
Newman is just trying to understand. Help him out Paulo.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-who-chew-with-your-mouth-open/52503/80 "2008-08-01T14:32:43Z")
> [@Pauly](#):
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> Just say it-- is he a fuckin Towel head?
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> wow how unpc
lol and inaccurate
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