# Perhaps the worst song ever written

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**Created:** [April 21, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/perhaps-the-worst-song-ever-written/251659 "2010-04-21T13:41:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/perhaps-the-worst-song-ever-written/251659/33 "2011-03-16T13:26:44Z")

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> [@Happy Bday MaximaChris!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-maximachris/40331/22):
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> i wouldnt even smash her if i was drunk.

This is a tissue of lies.

You see there was another Alpine, an evil Alpine… and I killed him.

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