# Pet Peeves
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [February 27, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462 "2009-02-27T15:52:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/41 "2009-03-01T16:06:38Z")
> [@94Gt5.0"](#):
>
> Women that are “engaged”, and want the dick, but cant have it
that just means, no relatonship for you. just hit it, and quit it s0n
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/42 "2009-03-01T16:07:30Z")
Word to that!
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/43 "2009-03-01T18:14:18Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/484):
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> When the pickle juice runs into the rest of the food on my plate…
i thought i was the only one. the pickle juice made my potato chips soggy this afternoon. just about ruined my lunch.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/44 "2009-03-01T18:18:06Z")
> [@gumball 3000 type events currently running?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gumball-3000-type-events-currently-running/14917/7):
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> i thought i was the only one. the pickle juice made my potato chips soggy this afternoon. just about ruined my lunch.
Pickle juice…FML
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/45 "2009-03-01T18:28:28Z")
my latest one.
bmw fanbois:Idiots
aka kramerbutts
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/46 "2009-03-01T19:00:57Z")
> [@NYSpeed Track Day #2 - August 25th @ Dunnville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-track-day-2-august-25th-dunnville/14896/13):
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> my latest one.
>
> bmw fanbois:Idiots
>
> aka kramerbutts
:facepalm
liking a car/buying one does not make you a fanboi. name one thing i’ve said/done that makes me a fanboi.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/47 "2009-03-01T19:02:50Z")
> [@You me & DuPree.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/you-me-dupree/14720/13):
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> :facepalm
>
> liking a car/buying one does not make you a fanboi. name one thing i’ve said/done that makes me a fanboi.
:facepalm
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/48 "2009-03-01T19:03:32Z")
you need to stop posting. your avatar gives me a bonAr every time i see it
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/49 "2009-03-01T19:03:58Z")
> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
>
> you need to stop posting. your avatar gives me a bonAr every time i see it
:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:retardclap:clap;)
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/50 "2009-03-01T19:04:47Z")
you know that’s sexy as hell
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/51 "2009-03-01T19:13:34Z")
no.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/52 "2009-03-02T05:39:36Z")
right up my alley
The fuck nuts that stay next to a semi and will not speed up or slow down to get away from said semi… thus blocking traffic behind. Some college kids did this shit to me and about 10 other cars for miles, trying to snap cell phone pics of some not even that funny graphic on the side of the truck. then noticed that it was pissing off everyone behind them and just continued to do it for that fact. The dumb fuckers just keep looking back out the window and lol’ing at us stacked up behind us. I kindly stuck my car in the middle of the semi and the other car and slowly pushed him into the rumble strips and out fo my way. those cock suckers were looking straight ahead and not a smile on their faces. 2 different cars behind me caught up and gave me a thumbs up after they got around him too! lol
Left lane cruzers, should all bust into flames and tumble off the side of the interstate. I want to make a big sticker for the back of my car… “Left lane = Passing, Right land = Driving… GET A FUCKING CLUE”
Getting pulled over for baby tickets, only to sit there while 99012022 other cars drive by for the same shit, crack dealers and selling and shooting up the block, children are being raped, drunk drivers are swerving off the road and kids are wheelieing bikes in Florida… why not stop writing me this no front plate ticket and try to stop some of the above?
The over 40 middle aged women laugh. “Yeah so I went to the market today… HARHARHAR…and I bumped into Betty… HARHARHARHAR” I cant stand it when they ROFL over NOTHING FUNNY.
OLD people who cant see their saggy tits in front of their face, but still drive. They cut off people, drive 38mph in a 55, drive through buildings, and seem to get away with it! Anyone EVER hear of some old person fucking up behind the wheel, and loosing their license???
People who cant seem to park a car in a parking lot. These worthless fucks, don’t get the concept. They pull in to tight, cant make it so they back up… they back up without even changing their direction so they just end up pulling forward in the same fucking tracks. They finally manage to park/ditch the car in the parking lot, crooked, half over the lines, hanging out in the middle of the lot, or they pull over the line between the rows and force other people to park fucked up. Then they have to back out, ohh no… grab some pop corn and watch the chaos.
Lets recap: You have some 90 year old, that takes 15 minutes to pull out of the parking spot at the Golden Corral, only to forget they are not the only people who might be on the road and pulls out of the parking lot right in front of you. Somehow they make it to the highway in one piece, and set the cruise control to a steady 48mph and plant themselves in the left lane, next to a semi. But wait they forgot to claim their senior discount and decide to go back. They mistake the gas for the brake and plow through the front of the building, all the while I am pulled over by 3 CPD cars for a missing front plate. Then a 40 year old women walks by on her cell phone cracking up over cooking a ham.
Please kill me now.
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/53 "2009-03-02T06:39:11Z")
anyone who feels the need to use stupid ass slogans like roflcopter, or lolerskates, or roflolskatecopter…
really now?
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/54 "2009-03-02T07:26:16Z")
:banghead
> [@yay or nay???](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yay-or-nay/14944/8):
>
> right up my alley
>
> The fuck nuts that stay next to a semi and will not speed up or slow down to get away from said semi… thus blocking traffic behind. Some college kids did this shit to me and about 10 other cars for miles, trying to snap cell phone pics of some not even that funny graphic on the side of the truck. then noticed that it was pissing off everyone behind them and just continued to do it for that fact. The dumb fuckers just keep looking back out the window and lol’ing at us stacked up behind us. I kindly stuck my car in the middle of the semi and the other car and slowly pushed him into the rumble strips and out fo my way. those cock suckers were looking straight ahead and not a smile on their faces. 2 different cars behind me caught up and gave me a thumbs up after they got around him too! lol
>
> Left lane cruzers, should all bust into flames and tumble off the side of the interstate. I want to make a big sticker for the back of my car… “Left lane = Passing, Right land = Driving… GET A FUCKING CLUE”
>
> Getting pulled over for baby tickets, only to sit there while 99012022 other cars drive by for the same shit, crack dealers and selling and shooting up the block, children are being raped, drunk drivers are swerving off the road and kids are wheelieing bikes in Florida… why not stop writing me this no front plate ticket and try to stop some of the above?
>
> The over 40 middle aged women laugh. “Yeah so I went to the market today… HARHARHAR…and I bumped into Betty… HARHARHARHAR” I cant stand it when they ROFL over NOTHING FUNNY.
>
> OLD people who cant see their saggy tits in front of their face, but still drive. They cut off people, drive 38mph in a 55, drive through buildings, and seem to get away with it! Anyone EVER hear of some old person fucking up behind the wheel, and loosing their license???
>
> People who cant seem to park a car in a parking lot. These worthless fucks, don’t get the concept. They pull in to tight, cant make it so they back up… they back up without even changing their direction so they just end up pulling forward in the same fucking tracks. They finally manage to park/ditch the car in the parking lot, crooked, half over the lines, hanging out in the middle of the lot, or they pull over the line between the rows and force other people to park fucked up. Then they have to back out, ohh no… grab some pop corn and watch the chaos.
>
> Lets recap: You have some 90 year old, that takes 15 minutes to pull out of the parking spot at the Golden Corral, only to forget they are not the only people who might be on the road and pulls out of the parking lot right in front of you. Somehow they make it to the highway in one piece, and set the cruise control to a steady 48mph and plant themselves in the left lane, next to a semi. But wait they forgot to claim their senior discount and decide to go back. They mistake the gas for the brake and plow through the front of the building, all the while I am pulled over by 3 CPD cars for a missing front plate. Then a 40 year old women walks by on her cell phone cracking up over cooking a ham.
>
> Please kill me now.
Amen. People are so stupid when it comes to driving
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### Author:  [@06FG1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06FG1)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/55 "2009-03-02T07:26:30Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> People that pass you, then slow down and keep and equal distance.
>
> People that speed up when you try to pass them.
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> Motherfucking people that are scared to drive alone on the highway. Fucking pack of cars going down the Northway@3am, with no cars north or south of them for 30 miles.
I see all of these all the time. I think it a sub conscious thing like they feel your slowing them down when they are behind you. They speed up when you try to pass because the think they have slowed down. And groups of cars I have no explanation for besides people feel safer in goups or something. But you also have people that do these thing purposely like the dicks they are.
> [@John Hennessey - "slanderous and libelous"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-hennessey-slanderous-and-libelous/14860/10):
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> **People that can’t admit that they are wrong**
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>
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> **People that are afraid of asking questions**
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> Fat people lifting weights
>
> People at the gym that have NO idea what they are doing
Don’t forget the people that just have to talk over you even if your half way into a gad damn story FUCK! I’m getting pissed just thinking of these a-holes.
> [@Missing Woman in Hamburg](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/missing-woman-in-hamburg/14847/29):
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> I hate when im behind someone at a light and turning left, the light turns green and they just sit at the line, instead of inching up to where they have to actually turn, people here in CT do it ALL the time!
I can see why people don’t inch up, I mean why commit to an intersection if you might not be able to turn because there is a lot of oncoming traffic? But there are people that sit through green lights because they are completely nutless, and he’ll be there all day if he doesn’t inch up to the turn.
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### Author:  [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/56 "2009-03-02T07:28:56Z")
> [@An E46 M3 I can respect](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-e46-m3-i-can-respect/14946/15):
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> I see all of these all the time. I think it a sub conscious thing like they feel your slowing them down when they are behind you. They speed up when you try to pass because the think they have slowed down. And groups of cars I have no explanation for besides people feel safer in goups or something. But you also have people that do these thing purposely like the dicks they are.
>
> Don’t forget the people that just have to talk over you even if your half way into a gad damn story FUCK! I’m getting pissed just thinking of these a-holes.
>
> I can see why people don’t inch up, I mean why commit to an intersection if you might not be able to turn because there is a lot of oncoming traffic? But there are people that sit through green lights because they are completely nutless, and he’ll be there all day if he doesn’t inch up to the turn.
Yeah, people that don’t respect that you are taking to them PISS ME OFF too. People really can’t listen these days.
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/57 "2009-03-02T07:42:20Z")
> [@An E46 M3 I can respect](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/an-e46-m3-i-can-respect/14946/15):
>
> .
> I can see why people don’t inch up, I mean why commit to an intersection if you might not be able to turn because there is a lot of oncoming traffic? But there are people that sit through green lights because they are completely nutless, and he’ll be there all day if he doesn’t inch up to the turn.
Or better yet, they inch out, no fuck it they are totally in the middle of the intersection, waiting, and waiting… never go and now the light is red, and they are parked in the middle of the intersection and have no idea what to do now.
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/58 "2009-03-02T07:52:45Z")
> [@John Hennessey - "slanderous and libelous"](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/john-hennessey-slanderous-and-libelous/14860/10):
>
> Fat people lifting weights
>
> People at the gym that have NO idea what they are doing
:lol:lol
indian people at the gym. I’ve never seen a single one that has any clue as to what they are doing.
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/59 "2009-03-02T08:38:13Z")
-when somebody near me chews with their mouth open, so you can hear the smacking and see their food/gum in their mouth
-the people that drive under the speed limit in the left lane
-the people driving under the speed limit on a one lane road that dont pull over to let you pass when youre clearly moving faster than them(had this happen to me only one time in the 10 years ive been driving)
-filthy car interiors
-eating, drinking(other than water), smoking in cars
-wheel spokes NOT at a right angle to the center(ie my old eclipse oem wheels)
-cars with a tremendous amount of bumper stickers
-when my hands get cold
-parents who dont watch their kids or baby them WAAAAAY too much
-being in a stall in a public restroom and hearing a guy take a piss, NOT flush, NOT wash his hands and just walk out
-freezing cold wind blowing in my face
-uncomfortable headphones
-nice looking girls with nice looking skin ruined by tattoos
-people smoking near me
i’ll add more as i think of them
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### Author:  [@06FG1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06FG1)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pet-peeves/242462/60 "2009-03-02T08:46:55Z")
People that pull out in front of you despite the fact there is no one behind you for a mile, don’t speed up causing you to have to brake, then they turn three streets down. WTF. Pay attention you dickhead, my truck is over 10,000 GVW I might not be able to stop as fast as you. AAGHHHHH!!!
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