# Phil Likes Men **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 7, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314 "2007-08-07T15:12:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/1 "2007-08-07T15:12:20Z")
I have proof! Item#1: While playing a game of Dota, he would constantly look over and pretend to say something game related, when infact checking out my package. His thinly veiled attempts did not remain unnoticed! Item#2: He put on some sort of asian slo-jams as background music, no doubt in an attempt to seduce me by appealing to my unchecked love for all things asian. This is only reinforced by the fact that he IS asian. Coincidence? I think not! Item#3: While rummaging through his house for parts to steal, I chanced upon pamphlets for the Catholic Church’s Priesthood Program, as well as an application to enroll. It is a well known fact that the fringe benefits of such a profession include the molesting of altar boys. Item#4: This google chat: 2:35 PM s14.2nv: i am infact a homosexual and madly in love with you 2:36 PM me: lol 2:37 PM s14.2nv: yup Disclaimer: Some or all of the aforementioned facts may be altered, or completely fabricated to better support my allegations. Infact, this whole thread may be some elaborate scheme by me to take over the world, or perhaps even kill some time. ---
**Author:** ![duckJAI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/duckjai/32/5553_2.png) [@duckJAI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duckJAI)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/2 "2007-08-07T15:56:43Z")
hahahaha dota played that shit long time ago good times playing till 5am, but shit takes at least 1.5hrs to finish a damn game starcraft 2! ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/3 "2007-08-07T16:13:02Z")
Item#5: [http://www.xceedspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78582](http://www.xceedspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78582) He’s the guy dressed as Spiderman :lol: ---
**Author:** ![s14\_2Nv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s14_2nv/32/5476_2.png) [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/4 "2007-08-07T16:21:25Z")
Well atleast you were honest about one thing. You like asian men, I found this pic of you chillin with your homegirls: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japaneseschoolgirlwatch-lg.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japaneseschoolgirlwatch-lg.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Oni-Kyan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oni-kyan/32/5503_2.png) [@Oni-Kyan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oni-Kyan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/5 "2007-08-07T16:27:15Z")
^^^ you mean homeboy’s dont you? oh no wait they are just ugly girls my bad Mael ---
**Author:** ![s13\_kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@s13\_kid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s13_kid)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/6 "2007-08-07T16:29:38Z")
This Dota ^ ?? im on bnet qute a bit, msg me if u wana play :), and yes SC2! ---
**Author:** ![s14\_2Nv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s14_2nv/32/5476_2.png) [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/7 "2007-08-07T16:33:39Z")
Okay, I know that one wasn’t realistic… How about this pic of you from the other night? ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/n172002378_33261975_8822.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/n172002378_33261975_8822.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![nocwage](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nocwage/32/5489_2.png) [@nocwage](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nocwage)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/8 "2007-08-07T16:33:55Z")
I know for a fact Phil doesn’t like men because he never ONCE let me touch his bum. Not even a little. ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/9 "2007-08-07T16:34:17Z")
![http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5786/philtubsr7.jpg](http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5786/philtubsr7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/10 "2007-08-07T16:35:37Z")
Do you know how you know it’s really him? Phil has a tattoo! So does the guy in the pic! PIC IS REAL! And neither of us have legal copies, so we can’t bnet ☹ ---
**Author:** ![s14\_2Nv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s14_2nv/32/5476_2.png) [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/11 "2007-08-07T16:39:01Z")
I think I found why you like asian men now, I remember seeing this article in your car: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/4-09_Details1.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/4-09_Details1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![s14\_2Nv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s14_2nv/32/5476_2.png) [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/12 "2007-08-07T16:51:52Z")
iirc it was from this magazine: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/cover2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/cover2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/13 "2007-08-07T16:55:51Z")
Funny you should mention that pic, you did a pretty decent job of photoshopping some random asian in there. We all know this is the original! ![http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/98/philgaydk2.jpg](http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/98/philgaydk2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![s14\_2Nv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/s14_2nv/32/5476_2.png) [@s14\_2Nv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/s14_2Nv)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/14 "2007-08-07T16:57:06Z")
I caught him checking out my little sister the other day as well, maybe he’s bi, who knows: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japan_panty.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/japan_panty.gif) So when I confronted him he ran, and I had to chase him down in my car: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/drift_runover-1.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/drift_runover-1.gif) Then when I finally caught him, he decided to put up a fight, it didn’t end well for him: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/bruceleeagain.gif](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/s14_2Nv/bruceleeagain.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/15 "2007-08-07T17:09:46Z")
If you want to abuse the Drama section, I minus well banned you. :squint: ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/16 "2007-08-07T17:12:19Z")
Funny thing is, I don’t think Phil can see this section anymore, since he doesn’t have mod status anymore. WINRAR BY DEFAULT!!1one ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/17 "2007-08-07T17:18:35Z")
You know who else can’t see this section? Banned people. Amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Solarian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solarian/32/5514_2.png) [@Solarian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Solarian)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phil-likes-men/108314/18 "2007-08-07T17:19:32Z")
> [@Best Pizza, Northtowns area (Amherst, Clarence etc)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/best-pizza-northtowns-area-amherst-clarence-etc/13594/10): > > You know who else can’t see this section? Banned people. Amirite? Well played sir, well played.