# Philosophy Of Sex
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic
**Created:** [February 10, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686 "2007-02-10T16:30:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@Lith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lith)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/1 "2007-02-10T16:30:15Z")
## Philosophy of sex
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy.”
–Tom Clancy
“You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
–Steve Martin
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good
partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
–Woody Allen
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night.”
–Rodney Dangerfield
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-
Benz 380SL.”
–Lynn Lavner
“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist.”
–Matt Barry
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
–George Burns
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e
eight are unimportant.”
–George Burns
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.”
–Sharon Stone
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex —no matter what she’s
reading.”
–Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
–Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
–Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady – and you didn’t think
Barbara had a sense of humor)
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s
genitals through his wallet.”
–Robin Williams
“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as
the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
–Roseanne
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
–Billy Crystal
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful.”
–Robert De Niro
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they
cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
–Dustin Hoffman
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think,
I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.”
–Jerry Seinfeld
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I
don’t like and just give her a house.”
–Rod Stewart
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time.”
–Robin Williams
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### Author:  [@DirrtyDevo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DirrtyDevo)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2007, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/2 "2007-02-11T00:29:28Z")
Lmaoo i love it…Awesome post _two thumbs wayy up_
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### Author:  [@DarkForceJackal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkForceJackal)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2007, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/3 "2007-02-11T05:38:55Z")
Some good ones in there…nice post!
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### Author:  [@Luis240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Luis240sx)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/4 "2007-02-11T13:55:47Z")
lol…the last one is just classic, nice post
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### Author:  [@spd-dmn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spd-dmn)
#### Post date: [February 11, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/5 "2007-02-11T15:00:16Z")
luis why are you such an ugly kid?
😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/6 "2007-02-12T08:33:42Z")
Very good one buddy
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### Author:  [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2007, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/7 "2007-02-13T07:48:41Z")
I wish that i was allergic to latex ☹
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### Author:  [@S13GG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S13GG)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/8 "2007-02-13T13:04:33Z")
Lois Griffen (family guy)
“If she smokes she pokes”
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### Author:  [@Luis240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Luis240sx)
#### Post date: [February 13, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/philosophy-of-sex/103686/9 "2007-02-13T15:06:25Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/11340/51):
>
> luis why are you such an ugly kid?
>
> 😛
aa listen you ugly kid you look alot like somesome else, ill box you _shakes fist_ lol.