# Phone In the Toilet

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-in-the-toilet/267937
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 9, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-in-the-toilet/267937 "2013-11-09T14:34:49Z")
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### Author: ![pro-tech](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pro-tech/32/6787_2.png) [@pro-tech](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pro-tech)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-in-the-toilet/267937/5 "2013-11-10T12:38:04Z")

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> [@YES! Pirates are back.. and plundering!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/yes-pirates-are-back-and-plundering/53638/3):
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> Wait wur? Heart transplant surgery? Seriously?!?! Ummm, fuck the phone dood.
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> If this is real holy shit man, hope this all goes well for you because thats pretty nutty surgery there.
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> Either this is the most confusing post ever or im tired as fuck and fell for something…

Wow you must be tired I never said I needed a transplant…I said I hope they find a heart because I have been told I’m heartless…The surgery is ablasion it is to fix Afib which is when your heart is out of rythm and beats way to fast like when I went in it was 170bpm… Not fun I couldn’t breath…Bill

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