# Phone or MSN Chat

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 17, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994 "2008-01-17T11:31:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/1 "2008-01-17T11:31:28Z")

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Whats worse, having someone Chat with you on MSN while shitting… or talking on the phone while shitting

ILCisDEAD says:  
I HAVE A LAPTOP WHY NOT USE IT!!  
Chino. says:  
this is worse than a phone conversation onthe shitter

I completely disagree

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/2 "2008-01-17T11:35:50Z")

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no, it is fucking worse because i had no idea, and the conversation was already like 45 minutes long, i then had a visual of a toilet filled to the brim with shit because you have been shitting for the last 45 minutes

god i hate you.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/3 "2008-01-17T11:37:05Z")

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as long as you don’t touch it between the wipe and the hand wash, laptop ftw. no one likes a shitty keyboard.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/4 "2008-01-17T11:37:31Z")

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ITS WATER ANYWAY JIM!!!

I know you don’t hate me… You just hate yourself so you reflect that hate upon others

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/5 "2008-01-17T12:01:20Z")

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wrong. Jim hates everyone.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/6 "2008-01-17T12:13:37Z")

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I think its awesome when dan is shitting and chatting

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/7 "2008-01-17T12:28:19Z")

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Well it all started out with a belief that I could eventually make it off the toilet and that I was going to be ok, and I would eventually make it off the toilet.

31 minutes in I started to become very irate and felt as if someone poisoned me. Deeply enraged I felt I should take it out on random Nyspeed members. After a torrent of unwarranted attacks, notably:

[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=805407&postcount=20](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showpost.php?p=805407&postcount=20)

Note the large red font, a true indication of my anger and pure hatred for the toilet and the endless stream of water coming out of my ass.

1hr 20min since zero hour - After some good aggression released by screaming at the wall and typing ever frustrated word with extra emphasis, I started to talk to myself and tell myself If I could get off this toilet I would change, I just wanted to go out and have a few beers maybe come up with a creepy one liner to freak a girl or two out.

I wasn’t getting off the toilet, it just wasnt in the cards. I needed to find a razor something to cut a vein or a gun to just blow a hole in my brain I wanted this pain to end. I felt so alone having the only social contact going through msn chat to another fellow NYspeeder. He then missed the sign of depression and felt I shouldn’t talk to him anymore because I was brewing coffee on the toilet. He was disgusted with me, chino that heartless asshole. I began slipping deeper and deeper into this lonely blackness.

2hr 3min since zero hour - Still going strong, and I’m ok with being spending the rest of the day and probably night, skipping out on some drunken easy pussy. As long as I got my Nyspeed with me I’ll be ok. Lets just hope the Night crew is as sympathetic as the day crew.

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/8 "2008-01-17T12:31:34Z")

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can you really not come up with a better way to spend your time… srsly ?

i have one letter, and one number for you:  
H8

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/9 "2008-01-17T12:33:43Z")

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I have a few characters for you

B================D O-:

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/10 "2008-01-17T12:34:45Z")

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lol, well written

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/11 "2008-01-17T12:35:48Z")

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lol…ur both morons.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/12 "2008-01-17T12:39:44Z")

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He’s still sending me :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[ :[

its just a constant bell over and over

JIM ITS STILL GOING!!!

its gotta be 5 min already lol

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phone-or-msn-chat/41994/13 "2008-01-17T22:41:22Z")

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Phone conversations on the shitter are awesome.

Most of the time people dont know until they hear you flush and its the best akward silence ever.
