# Photo captions needed - drawing a blank

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 10, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187 "2010-09-10T06:56:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/1 "2010-09-10T06:56:12Z")

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I’ve never seen this photo before, but I thought it was hilarious and it’s got great captioning potential

![http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll126/boardjnky4/whalecrusher.jpg](http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll126/boardjnky4/whalecrusher.jpg)

What can you fellas do with it?

definitely some failboat possibilities

definitely some ‘you’re doing it wrong’ jokes in there

Does this crap already exist?

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**Author:** ![38stang](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/38stang/32/7479_2.png) [@38stang](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/38stang)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/2 "2010-09-10T07:45:38Z")

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“Awe shit, I don’t like where this is going…”

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/3 "2010-09-10T07:47:36Z")

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“Whale, I think its about time to be hittin that 'ole dusty trail”

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/4 "2010-09-10T07:51:17Z")

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That was big news about a month ago. There were a bunch of boats whale watching at Cape Town when this little guy whacked that sailboat. The boat didn’t sink and nobody got hurt. There’s a video of it too.

As for a caption:

“OK OK I’m sorry I called you a fish!”

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/5 "2010-09-10T08:08:57Z")

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First thing that popped into my head was South Park’s, “Fuck you Whares!”.

That or, “Hello, Paul Watson, how do I go about getting my donation back?”

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**Author:** ![TsiTalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tsitalon/32/5012_2.png) [@TsiTalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TsiTalon)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/6 "2010-09-10T08:25:45Z")

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“hey lady theres a whale in your boat!”

edit: Tommy Boy?

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/7 "2010-09-10T10:15:39Z")

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“Fuck you stick figure Jesus!”

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/8 "2010-09-10T10:31:22Z")

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/9 "2010-09-10T10:44:09Z")

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“Hi My name is Johnny the whale, and this is the boat high jump” /jackass

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/10 "2010-09-10T11:12:41Z")

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Come check out our new line of Boston Whalers.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/11 "2010-09-10T11:49:56Z")

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“That Intrepid didn’t dodge.” :rimshot:

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**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/12 "2010-09-10T17:35:15Z")

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that camera man sucks

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**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/13 "2010-09-10T17:42:29Z")

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“could use a little wind here…”

![http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_davidf/2008_5_06_dinghy.jpg](http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_davidf/2008_5_06_dinghy.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/14 "2010-09-10T18:57:53Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> “Hello, Paul Watson, how do I go about getting my donation back?”

Best line. Only one that I actually laughed at.

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photo-captions-needed-drawing-a-blank/160187/15 "2010-09-10T19:08:56Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> [https://youtu.be/ptvpwF9r4mM](https://youtu.be/ptvpwF9r4mM)

“embedding disabled by request”

gay
