# Phrases you can get away with only on Thanksgiving

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 22, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392 "2005-11-22T18:53:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/1 "2005-11-22T18:53:01Z")

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1 Talk about a huge breast!  
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.  
3. It’s Cool Whip time!  
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!  
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!  
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.  
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?  
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?  
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!  
10. Don’t play with your meat.  
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.  
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?  
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!  
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.  
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?  
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.  
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!  
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!  
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready

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**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/2 "2005-11-22T18:56:04Z")

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1. It’s Cool Whip time! :69: :naughty:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/3 "2005-11-23T04:24:39Z")

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goodone !🤣

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**Author:** ![SVshine03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@SVshine03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVshine03)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/4 "2005-11-23T10:03:12Z")

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Lmao … Nice

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**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/5 "2005-11-23T10:04:04Z")

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I’m a fiend for the dark meat.

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/6 "2005-11-23T10:31:58Z")

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:blue: heehee Funny stuff! 😃

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/7 "2005-11-23T11:01:12Z")

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🤣 man i can’t wait to eat till i’m sick

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**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/8 "2005-11-23T11:10:31Z")

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\<Insert thanksgiving Song\>

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**Author:** ![SmokinDiesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/57b2e6/32.png) [@SmokinDiesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SmokinDiesel)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2005, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/9 "2005-11-23T13:04:24Z")

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lol … Those were funny :bigthumb:

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/10 "2005-11-24T04:42:32Z")

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# 4 later today…Happy Thanksgiving Pittspeeders!

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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/11 "2007-11-22T08:01:49Z")

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Two years old, but still funny 🙂

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**Author:** ![nitroice40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7bcc69/32.png) [@nitroice40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroice40)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/12 "2007-11-22T09:25:05Z")

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I cant wait to eat the bird!

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**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/13 "2007-11-22T09:38:56Z")

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#6 ftw

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/14 "2007-11-22T16:29:41Z")

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:doh:

to this whole thread

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**Author:** ![fattyvr6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@fattyvr6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fattyvr6)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/15 "2007-11-22T18:53:52Z")

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> [@Decreasing the ingress/egress of my daily driver to lotus proportions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/decreasing-the-ingress-egress-of-my-daily-driver-to-lotus-proportions/18002/78):
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> I’m a fiend for the dark meat.

yes, yes you are…

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/phrases-you-can-get-away-with-only-on-thanksgiving/178392/16 "2007-11-22T19:25:15Z")

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> [@I crack myself up... Flux Capacitor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-crack-myself-up-flux-capacitor/33531/9):
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> :doh:
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> to this whole thread

Seriously, how many times will this get posted. :hs:
