# pick up lines..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950 "2008-03-31T12:09:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/1 "2008-03-31T12:09:32Z")
just need a little lol on a monday…
[COLOR=black] hi, “Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?”[/COLOR]
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### Author:  [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/2 "2008-03-31T12:11:21Z")
1. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
2. Nice legs, what time do they open?
3. My ride left without me , can you give me one?
4. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong. 
5. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. 
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/3 "2008-03-31T12:14:17Z")
Trust me I’m a virgin
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### Author:  [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/4 "2008-03-31T12:30:04Z")
“have you ever done this before?”…“no but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night!”
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/5 "2008-03-31T12:34:40Z")
> [@Jared"](#):
>
> [COLOR=black]hi, “Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?”[/COLOR]
:lol:
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/6 "2008-03-31T12:35:16Z")
Here’s your drink, don’t mind the fizzing
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### Author:  [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/7 "2008-03-31T12:36:23Z")
nice shoes wanna fuck
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/8 "2008-03-31T12:37:25Z")
> [@Jared](#):
>
> 1. (Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum. 
thats great!
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### Author:  [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/9 "2008-03-31T12:37:27Z")
> Here’s your drink, don’t mind the fizzing
> LOL
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/10 "2008-03-31T12:38:19Z")
_Look down at my wang_ “Its not going to suck itself”
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/11 "2008-03-31T12:41:00Z")
“you’re ugly, but I’m still interested”
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/12 "2008-03-31T12:42:34Z")
Do you work for UPS?
no?
because I could swear I saw you checking out my package
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### Author:  [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/13 "2008-03-31T12:45:23Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#):
>
> nice shoes wanna fuck
this is my line…Xander can attest to that
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### Author:  [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/14 "2008-03-31T13:10:51Z")
> [@theblue](#):
>
> Do you work for UPS?
> no?
> because I could swear I saw you checking out my package
nice!
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### Author:  [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/15 "2008-03-31T13:22:53Z")
> [@AKA-FERRARI](#):
>
> this is my line…Xander can attest to that
> Nice Heelys wanna fuck
I fiixed it for you.
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/16 "2008-03-31T13:30:42Z")
WHOSE UP FOR A FUCKFEST?!?!?
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/17 "2008-03-31T13:32:27Z")
WHO’S UP FOR A FUCKFEST?!?!
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/18 "2008-03-31T13:34:09Z")
Do you wanna fuck or do I owe you an appology?
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### Author:  [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/19 "2008-03-31T13:34:44Z")
You: Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
Her: NO!
You: What, you don’t like pizza?
It worked for my friend a few times and he even lost his virginity with it.
_edit_ and if you don’t believe me, ask Emery. He’ll know exactly who I’m talking about
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### Author:  [@skylinez07](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skylinez07)
#### Post date: [March 31, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/20 "2008-03-31T13:37:31Z")
my girlfriend told me to be more affocinate…
umm ok…
so how bout you, me, and her???
the word of the day is legs…lets go back to your house and spread the word.
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