# pick up lines..

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950 "2008-03-31T12:09:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/21 "2008-03-31T13:39:14Z")

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i bet you twenty bucks i am the best guy u will ever fuck.  
for the pregnant woman i wouldn’t of pulled out either

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/22 "2008-03-31T13:39:43Z")

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“Trust me. I’ve always used a condom”

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**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/23 "2008-03-31T13:40:16Z")

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me: wanna get raped?  
her: NO!!  
me: o, well, too bad

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/24 "2008-03-31T13:49:50Z")

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“How about you and me go back to your place and do all the things I am going to tell my friends we did anyways?”

“I’d ask you to go back to my place but I am only interested in long term relationship. Something in the realm of 4 hours would do, last names optional”

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**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/25 "2008-03-31T13:50:57Z")

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Do you wash your pants with windex? Cuz I can see myself in them

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**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/26 "2008-03-31T14:12:29Z")

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> [@Smaefer](#):
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> I fiixed it for you.

🤣 lmfao

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/27 "2008-03-31T14:39:58Z")

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my friend actually used this a few holloweens ago. he was hammered.

“Hey, i’d actually never talk to you sober becasue you are pretty fat and ugly…but i’d fuck you now because i’m so drunk I cna’t even see”

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/28 "2008-03-31T15:05:09Z")

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“fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t I know you from somewhere?”

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**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/29 "2008-03-31T15:21:26Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Trust me I’m a virgin

hahaha, That used to work in my younger years

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**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/30 "2008-03-31T17:03:51Z")

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this one works all the time.

“lets cut to the chase and let me fuck you face”

(your does not work, or sound proper for some reason)

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