# pick up lines..

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**Created:** [March 31, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950 "2008-03-31T12:09:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pick-up-lines/45950/27 "2008-03-31T14:39:58Z")

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my friend actually used this a few holloweens ago. he was hammered.

“Hey, i’d actually never talk to you sober becasue you are pretty fat and ugly…but i’d fuck you now because i’m so drunk I cna’t even see”

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