# pirate costume **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [August 4, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589 "2009-08-04T15:59:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![diddyof2h2h](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diddyof2h2h/32/4978_2.png) [@diddyof2h2h](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/diddyof2h2h)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/1 "2009-08-04T15:59:17Z")
sounds weird but i need one… or pirate pants THIS IS NO JOKE… ME N MY BUDDY’S HAVE AN ANNUAL PIRATE PARTY BUT THIS YEAR GOT A LIL OUT OF CONTROL AND MY GOT RIPPED TO SHREDS. I’M GOING TO 1000 ISLANDS FOR PIRATE DAYS THIS WEEK AND NEED ONE! THANKS IN ADVANCED. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/2 "2009-08-04T16:03:11Z")
a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. the batender comes over and says to him “hey fella you know ya got a steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?” to which the pirate responds “arrgh yes, its driving me nuts” hope this helps 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![diddyof2h2h](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diddyof2h2h/32/4978_2.png) [@diddyof2h2h](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/diddyof2h2h)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/3 "2009-08-04T16:33:40Z")
ha ha ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/4 "2009-08-04T16:42:30Z")
> [@dirtye30](#): > > a pirate with a steering wheel attached to his pants walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. the batender comes over and says to him “hey fella you know ya got a steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?” to which the pirate responds “arrgh yes, its driving me nuts” > > hope this helps 🙂 Hhahahahahha please tell me that is in the joke thread! ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/5 "2009-08-04T16:44:19Z")
what size? for a guy or girl? I think I may have one from holloween somewhere, but it’s probably a small. ---
**Author:** ![Nessuno3400](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nessuno3400/32/7228_2.png) [@Nessuno3400](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nessuno3400)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/6 "2009-08-04T16:50:01Z")
![http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Nessuno3400/seinfeldpuffyshirt.jpg](http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a334/Nessuno3400/seinfeldpuffyshirt.jpg) that’s all I could think of when I read this. ---
**Author:** ![diddyof2h2h](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diddyof2h2h/32/4978_2.png) [@diddyof2h2h](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/diddyof2h2h)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/7 "2009-08-04T17:25:13Z")
THIS IS SERIOUS I LOST MYNE!! IM 5’10 160 LBS AND A WAIST 30. 7% FAT THE REST MUSCLE… IM GOING TO 1000 ISLANDS THIS WEEKEND FOR PIRATE DAYS N NEED A COSTUME. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/8 "2009-08-04T18:21:40Z")
wtf? who cares that you’re a fatty. ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/9 "2009-08-04T19:20:00Z")
honestly, have you tried party city? im sure it can be had there cheap 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pirate-costume/71589/10 "2009-08-04T19:21:56Z")
pirate days? shiver me timbers matey. sounds like a party