# Pittspeed Member's New Year Resloutions **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 3, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591 "2005-12-03T09:06:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/1 "2005-12-03T09:06:24Z")
PewterSS - I will take my time and carefully type my posts with correct spelling and punctuation. Kanut - I will cut back on porn from 8 hours a day to no more than 7.5. Blanyer - I will stop listening to shitty bands and try to make peace with Sonny. Whitey - I will stop being so nice to stupid noobs and will continue to fight off the urge to paint the 240 pink. TwoForty - I will start buying my protein shakes at GNC instead of getting them the old fashioned way. Suncock - I will stop looking like the bastard stepchild of an autistic Lance Armstrong. Cutty - I will buy a car that was built after 1987 and I will put mufflers on it. And no more than 4 teabaggings per week. Shaggy - I’m going to cut back on not smoking pot and Newports. 1320 - Im going to cut back on not sucking redneck cock in the bathroom stall after my favorite hickbar closes. ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/2 "2005-12-03T10:16:05Z")
fuck off asshole ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/3 "2005-12-03T10:35:45Z")
> [@PewterSS](#): > > fuck off asshole I see you’re starting already! :bowdown: :love: ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/4 "2005-12-03T10:44:30Z")
> [@PewterSS](#): > > Fuck off asshole. Fixed 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/5 "2005-12-03T11:00:42Z")
> [@Jeff95TA](#): > > Fixed 😃 🌑 ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/6 "2005-12-03T16:35:20Z")
:1320: ---
**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/7 "2005-12-03T16:54:45Z")
because of this thread I’m going to go out and kick a kid. Hope your happy with yourself! ---
**Author:** ![mp3ray](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mp3ray/32/5994_2.png) [@mp3ray](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mp3ray)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/8 "2005-12-03T16:59:45Z")
because of this thread I’m going to go out and kick a kid. Hope your happy with yourself! ---
**Author:** ![81Boo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ac8455/32.png) [@81Boo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/81Boo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/9 "2005-12-03T17:14:03Z")
> [@mp3ray](#): > > because of this thread I’m going to go out and kick a kid. Hope your happy with yourself! Someone else needs Hooked On Phonics. :booty: ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/10 "2005-12-03T19:52:21Z")
> [@mp3ray](#): > > because of this thread I’m going to go out and kick a kid. Hope your happy with yourself! kick 2. One for me. ---
**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/11 "2005-12-04T00:50:16Z")
this may be the worst thread evar… fuck you darkdtar…fuck you up yuor stupid ass ps- im fucking wrecked ---
**Author:** ![GNocide](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gnocide/32/5947_2.png) [@GNocide](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GNocide)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/12 "2005-12-04T06:25:10Z")
mine may be achievable… or not. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/13 "2005-12-05T12:46:13Z")
possible ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pittspeed-members-new-year-resloutions/178591/14 "2005-12-05T19:34:34Z")
this thread has tons of comedic potential. you’re all faggots for not joining in.