# pjb killed santa

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**Created:** [August 9, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-killed-santa/246011 "2009-08-09T17:57:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-killed-santa/246011/84 "2009-08-11T04:32:50Z")

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> [@My new conquest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-new-conquest/21421/22):
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> I actually Sawzalled it into little pieces and threw it out. It wasnt a real sleigh- just a decorative lawn ornament. It didnt weigh more than 20 pounds or so.

What i think is the funniest thing about all this, is the lax replys Paul comes back with! Anyone else this would happen to would be all :vlad:ahh… and PJB is just :wtf and busts out a sawzall.

And yes, every morning, first thing I do at work is open shift, and click his link in Epic to see what was deposited the night prior.

paul is the new Shift morning show.

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