# PJB wants some hot waitresses **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 4, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605 "2011-12-04T19:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/1 "2011-12-04T19:38:12Z")
Ive seen girls do some interesting things with bananas on the internet ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/2 "2011-12-04T19:39:46Z")
> [@FS: 95 Land Rover Discovery V8 $4k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-95-land-rover-discovery-v8-4k/46971/4): > > Ive seen girls do some interesting things with bananas on the internet We wanted to get you laid last night… but it just never panned out. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/3 "2011-12-04T19:41:01Z")
> [@Bowflex](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bowflex/46975/19): > > We wanted to get you laid last night… but it just never panned out. such is life. Id rather just get drunk anyway ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/4 "2011-12-04T19:44:49Z")
> [@WTB: moped/scooter $400 or so](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-moped-scooter-400-or-so/46988/7): > > such is life. Id rather just get drunk anyway haha cmon paul… you wanted those waitresses. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/5 "2011-12-04T19:45:49Z")
> [@deer are gay...... +100$ geo metro pics (people asked as it was in the background)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/deer-are-gay-100-geo-metro-pics-people-asked-as-it-was-in-the-background/46989/38): > > haha cmon paul… you wanted those waitresses. there were definitely some hot ones there. Bartenders were smoking. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/6 "2011-12-04T19:47:13Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/350): > > there were definitely some hot ones there. Bartenders were smoking. Holy fuck… i have a perfect idea. If we had john ridicule the bartender with the lisp, you could have went up and played the nice guy. Then fucked her. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/7 "2011-12-04T19:50:06Z")
> [@risk + simcity with a pinch of civilization for good measure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/risk-simcity-with-a-pinch-of-civilization-for-good-measure/46848/352): > > Holy fuck… i have a perfect idea. If we had john ridicule the bartender with the lisp, you could have went up and played the nice guy. Then fucked her. dude I was so drunk I was lucky to find my dick when I had to piss. I didnt notice a lisp but I only ordered one beer at the bar that took me 20 minutes to get. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/8 "2011-12-04T19:56:12Z")
dude a good amount of those waitresses are hot, i asked the manager if he knew if anyone of them would be interested to fornicate with you for a given amount of cash and he was actually down with the idea :rofl ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/9 "2011-12-04T19:56:19Z")
Slap your dick on the bar. Instant service. Guaranteed ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/10 "2011-12-04T19:56:35Z")
🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/11 "2011-12-04T19:59:46Z")
> [@97 Vette in service dept since 9/18/07 updated 4/26, FAIL!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/97-vette-in-service-dept-since-9-18-07-updated-4-26-fail/47024/3): > > dude a good amount of those waitresses are hot, i asked the manager if he knew if anyone of them would be interested to fornicate with you for a given amount of cash and he was actually down with the idea :rofl youre fucking awesome. I cant believe you asked that. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/12 "2011-12-04T20:00:49Z")
and this is why you should have kissed singh ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/13 "2011-12-04T20:01:38Z")
but I dont want penis, even if it is curry flavored ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/14 "2011-12-04T20:02:34Z")
i never said to kiss his dick ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/15 "2011-12-04T20:03:49Z")
well no but weird shit happens ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/16 "2011-12-04T20:51:12Z")
> [@My Spec V Turbo Install (NO 56k) \*\*Finished Write Up\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-spec-v-turbo-install-no-56k-finished-write-up/44151/83): > > youre fucking awesome. I cant believe you asked that. haha me either, but i did haha. then one of the hot ones came to him to ask for something or whatever and i was like “HOW ABOUT THAT ONE !” mad loud haaha ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/17 "2011-12-04T22:13:06Z")
:rofl :rofl Shit was outa control dude. Horny jellies ITT. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjb-wants-some-hot-waitresses/261605/18 "2011-12-05T04:17:31Z")
Dave youre hilarious