# PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [March 7, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431 "2013-03-07T12:14:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/101 "2013-03-17T17:40:26Z")
Lol Vlad thank u for making me laugh once again lol
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### Author:  [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2013, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/102 "2013-03-19T06:13:56Z")
Vlad’s post did release a hearty chuckle from my gullet
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### Author:  [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/103 "2013-03-21T19:56:03Z")
> [@Homosexual Undertones - NYSPEED Edition](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/homosexual-undertones-nyspeed-edition/15447/338):
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> But handouts from people are fine?
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> You had no problem taking the money from the fundraiser.
>
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=4010&page=7&highlight=travis+fundraiser](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=4010&page=7&highlight=travis+fundraiser)
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> Even in Russia people know that a handout is a handout. Whether it be people, government, or corporate welfare.
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> I find it quite humorous when people pick and choose which hand outs are “NOT OK@%#%”, usually it’s only the ones that don’t involve them :rofl
:banghead:banghead theres a huge difference here you’re not seeing. let me try and point this out to you.:ponder
i did not ask for anything to do with the now infamous fundraiser. Am i grateful for all i received? you bet your ass. do i feel i am automatically entitled to money because of my misfortune? fuck no. i had a job and a responsibility… moreso an obligation to be to work the next day. I was looking for people to help me get to work the minute the fucking subaru went all toasty. the welfare recipients i am complaining about are the ones who are choosing government entitlement programs as a career path, not as temporary assistance until they can procure gainful employment… the cash i received was not earned, it was a gift. For that, i am grateful to all of those who did donate, and if i had the opportunity to go back i wouldn’t have accepted a dime of it had i had the foresight to see what a mockery it would become.
next… the government TAXES US ALL, and then decides to give our tax dollars to shaniqua and ramon in the projects to pay for their 18 fucking hoodrat kids through foodstamps, welfare, wic, whatever, and THEN gives them a 10k$ tax return at the end of the year thus rewarding them for being scum and leeching off the system… its the biggest fucking joke ive ever seen. the current government is all about “wealth redistribution”… motherfucker thats just a fancy way of playing robinhood… robbing the people with $ to give it to people who dont… you know the difference here? the people who have money worked their ass off for it and deserve it… those who are getting the welfare and government funds dont deserve dick. the fundraiser was people willingly giving money to someone for a cause. i sure as fuck dont willingly give my money to the government for them to hand it to billybob and his 6 illegitimate kids with 4 different women. i wouldnt piss on obama if he was on fire in the desert. this fucking useless scumbag shouldve been “removed” from office years ago. now we’ve got 4 more years of border jumpers, anchor babies and wealth redistribution to look forward to and pay for.
/rant… /Obama…/of discussion.
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/104 "2013-03-21T20:15:50Z")
Nah you’re a different kind of abuser.
Worst one possibly.
You’re an abuser of other peoples good nature and sure as fuck ungrateful about it. I can bring up the thread from Adam about your POS being on his lawn and you owning him money and the BBQ that came out of it.
I’m not even going to bother disputing the rest of your ignorant points, not like you’d have half a sense to listen to anything said.
You’re hurting the people you know instead of the anonymous mythical tax payer, and like I said, compared to a millionaire and the taxes he pays, you’re a system abuser. For the minimal amount of taxes you paid in your lifetime you feel like you’re entitled to use interstate throughout the country, fire department, police, libraries, bridges, protection by our military, schooling for your children if somebody is unlucky enough to procreate with you etc.
On top of all that you also get a fucking tax return? Ha! Your lifetime of taxes wouldn’t cover the cost of infrastructure to get from here to NY.
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### Author:  [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/105 "2013-03-21T20:32:43Z")
> [@cheektowaga cops suck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheektowaga-cops-suck/52066/5):
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> Nah you’re a different kind of abuser.
>
> Worst one possibly.
>
> _ **You’re an abuser of other peoples good nature and sure as fuck ungrateful about it. I can bring up the thread from Adam about your POS being on his lawn and you owning him money and the BBQ that came out of it.** _
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> I’m not even going to bother disputing the rest of your ignorant points, not like you’d have half a sense to listen to anything said.
>
> You’re hurting the people you know instead of the anonymous mythical tax payer, and like I said, compared to a millionaire and the taxes he pays, you’re a system abuser. For the minimal amount of taxes you paid in your lifetime you feel like you’re entitled to use interstate throughout the country, fire department, police, libraries, bridges, protection by our military, schooling for your children if somebody is unlucky enough to procreate with you etc.
>
> On top of all that you also get a fucking tax return? Ha! Your lifetime of taxes wouldn’t cover the cost of infrastructure to get from here to NY.
oh you mean the car that he promised me he would PAY ME for the transmission and a few other parts that i didnt receive payment for, or only received partial payment? that part of the story was left out im sure. or how he ducked my phone calls entirely. :Idiots people will pick and choose who to side with as they always do vlad. you are a communist/socialist/democrat/liberal. i am a republican/conservative.
i dont tolerate queers. at all.
i dont believe in abortions, however theres been a time or 2 ive wondered if some people on here shoudve been one.
less taxes the better. (less government influence in all aspects.)
i support the death penalty, shit lets put in an express lane for this one for murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. (more to be added later im sure)
joe arpaio is fucking awesome. (look him up)
border jumpers or “illegal immigrants” to be politically correct are fair game to either be killed or deported ASAP, no ifs, ands, or buts. anchor babies do not have US citizen rights. parents arent legal? then you arent either. GTFO.
English is the language… in our borders? best speak english or GTFO. this press 1 for spanish, 2 for french is fucking horseshit.
guns! 'merica! fuck yah! the more the better. 7 rounds in a magazine? haaa only if im 1/2 empty.
theres more but you stopped reading after the first paragraph… so good day.:Idiots
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### Author:  [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/106 "2013-03-21T20:58:32Z")
Fuck, I have to agree with a fair amount of NotSlo. Im more socially liberal than he, but every bit as conservative on taxes, guns, immigrants, the english language, and freedom sucking, often lying, liberal fucktards.
I have to take significant exception with some of Vlads socialistic agenda and garbage comments.
That said, in this case, I would room with vlad before sharing a soda with NotSlo
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### Author:  [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/107 "2013-03-21T22:13:38Z")
> [@cheektowaga cops suck](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cheektowaga-cops-suck/52066/10):
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> oh you mean the car that he promised me he would PAY ME for the transmission and a few other parts that i didnt receive payment for, or only received partial payment? that part of the story was left out im sure. or how he ducked my phone calls entirely. :Idiots people will pick and choose who to side with as they always do vlad. you are a communist/socialist/democrat/liberal. i am a republican/conservative.
>
> i dont tolerate queers. at all.
>
> i dont believe in abortions, however theres been a time or 2 ive wondered if some people on here shoudve been one.
>
> less taxes the better. (less government influence in all aspects.)
>
> i support the death penalty, shit lets put in an express lane for this one for murderers, rapists, and pedophiles. (more to be added later im sure)
>
> joe arpaio is fucking awesome. (look him up)
>
> border jumpers or “illegal immigrants” to be politically correct are fair game to either be killed or deported ASAP, no ifs, ands, or buts. anchor babies do not have US citizen rights. parents arent legal? then you arent either. GTFO.
>
> English is the language… in our borders? best speak english or GTFO. this press 1 for spanish, 2 for french is fucking horseshit.
>
> guns! 'merica! fuck yah! the more the better. 7 rounds in a magazine? haaa only if im 1/2 empty.
>
> theres more but you stopped reading after the first paragraph… so good day.:Idiots
You don’t get to make up what other people _are and_ establish what you proclaim yourself to be.
That’s cute Neo Nazi Travis, real cute.
And yes I’m sure a very well respected member of the community is the one at fault in your situation.
Nasioc Scamming thread about you
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=8336](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=8336)
another
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9689](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9689)
So cute
Your full timeline
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217)
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11859&highlight=failvis](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11859&highlight=failvis)
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9289&highlight=failvis](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9289&highlight=failvis)
It gets better.
Mr Self Sufficient himself
> [@Auto0utcast"](#):
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> i can bring it to you whenever… **im still rockin unemployment at the moment**
[http://shift518.com/showthread.php?p=47292&highlight=unemployment#post47292](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?p=47292&highlight=unemployment#post47292)
> [@Back to School..what classes are you taking?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/back-to-school-what-classes-are-you-taking/1871/31):
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> i might consider tuesday… i need to talk to my lawyer tomorrow about my lawsuit and see whats goin on with that as well as contact my DR about my impending bone graph on my wrist… **oh and of course theres the whole unemployment fone call i need to make… damn… busy day tomorrow**. :headbang
[http://shift518.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=30888](http://shift518.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=30888)
Travis - Do as I say, not as I do.
Sit on unemployment, fuck local business owners, take advantage of good nature of people and collect their money, scam others over the internet… I don’t think conservative means what you think it means. 🤣bowdown
Not to mention don’t carry your own weight in taxes and abuse the system by enjoying way more governmental benefits and services that you can pay for with your taxes. Shaniqua has a new name, and it’s Failvis :ohnoes
Questions? :crackup
Edit:
Even better
> [@Auto0utcast"](#):
>
> this is the ONE time that its a valid comment.
> i had insurance on the car when this happened. the agent checked the car out i guess and claimed the car was " highly modified" which could have caused the fire… thus the modifications were not covered under the insurance so they are denying payout. im filing for bankruptcy next week after i get the car back and stripped of the parts i want.
Almost forgot about defaulting on your loans. Real contributor to society :tbu
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/108 "2013-03-22T00:31:58Z")
handouts are fine when your car burns to the ground
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### Author:  [@NotSl0w](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NotSl0w)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/109 "2013-03-22T03:42:35Z")
> [@cb7 / h22a?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cb7-h22a/52058/10):
>
> You don’t get to make up what other people _are and_ establish what you proclaim yourself to be.
>
> That’s cute Neo Nazi Travis, real cute.
>
> And yes I’m sure a very well respected member of the community is the one at fault in your situation.
>
> Nasioc Scamming thread about you
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=8336](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=8336)
>
> another
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9689](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9689)
>
> So cute
>
> 
>
> Your full timeline
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=14217)
>
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11859&highlight=failvis](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=11859&highlight=failvis)
>
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9289&highlight=failvis](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=9289&highlight=failvis)
>
> It gets better.
>
> Mr Self Sufficient himself
>
> [http://shift518.com/showthread.php?p=47292&highlight=unemployment#post47292](http://shift518.com/showthread.php?p=47292&highlight=unemployment#post47292)
>
> [http://shift518.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=30888](http://shift518.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=30888)
>
> Travis - Do as I say, not as I do.
>
> Sit on unemployment, fuck local business owners, take advantage of good nature of people and collect their money, scam others over the internet… I don’t think conservative means what you think it means. 🤣bowdown
>
> Not to mention don’t carry your own weight in taxes and abuse the system by enjoying way more governmental benefits and services that you can pay for with your taxes. Shaniqua has a new name, and it’s Failvis :ohnoes
>
> Questions? :crackup
>
> Edit:
>
> Even better
>
> Almost forgot about defaulting on your loans. Real contributor to society :tbu
lets keep bringing up shit from 5+ years ago vlad. thats surely making your case for you…:banghead
its called growing up and taking responsibility. thats something that some people here and MANY millions around the country have forgotten how to do. if you read closer i said entitlements/ government ASSISTANCE programs were ok as long as they were used properly… as an aid to help until you could procure gainful employment… not as a fucking career path.
READ, COMPREHEND, THEN REPLY BUDDY. step 2 is key there. 😉
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/110 "2013-03-22T11:56:43Z")
> [@NYIRP 7/23 - Meet at Mighty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyirp-7-23-meet-at-mighty/52016/8):
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> and again… the cost is passed along to the person having to piss in a cup. you want “free shit”, you pay for it. if the test itself costs $10$ and you charge $25 then the extra $15 goes to pay for the administration of the test as well as facility operational costs. shit im sure some of these welfare collecting useless pieces of shit could even get jobs as piss collectors to drop the welfare/jobless rates… what a concept.
LOL Capt. Unrealistic
$15 you think will pay an LPN to take your piss and do the paper work. Pay for the transportation to get it to a lab. Pay the lab tech to process it. Pay for the person that processes the paperwork on the back end. Pay for the overhead for the bussiness, the lab machines and consumables, and everything else behind the scenes? FFS, min wage is like $7.50 an hr, you think the time it takes to piss in a cup and have your pass/fail transmitted to whoever wants it will only take 2 hours assuming zero overhead to even provide this service… your a complete retard.
I am willing to bet, based on the actual cost it takes to get an xray (I mean fuck its a $1 piece of film right) is around $150-200 a pop at the ER, atleast thats whats billed to my insurance co… with that being said I would assume a piss test is probably around the same actual cost. If you think the scumbags your trying to get off the system have an extra $200 a month kicking around to keep on the system they might not need the system in the first place.
EDIT\> called my wife, $120-160 it cost her company to send a resident (she is a home healthcare case manger, RN) to get a piss test. not somuch for drugs but its the same shit.
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