# PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 7, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431 "2013-03-07T12:14:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Showing post:** 110

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/110 "2013-03-22T11:56:43Z")

</div>

> [@NYIRP 7/23 - Meet at Mighty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyirp-7-23-meet-at-mighty/52016/8):
>
> and again… the cost is passed along to the person having to piss in a cup. you want “free shit”, you pay for it. if the test itself costs $10$ and you charge $25 then the extra $15 goes to pay for the administration of the test as well as facility operational costs. shit im sure some of these welfare collecting useless pieces of shit could even get jobs as piss collectors to drop the welfare/jobless rates… what a concept.

LOL Capt. Unrealistic

$15 you think will pay an LPN to take your piss and do the paper work. Pay for the transportation to get it to a lab. Pay the lab tech to process it. Pay for the person that processes the paperwork on the back end. Pay for the overhead for the bussiness, the lab machines and consumables, and everything else behind the scenes? FFS, min wage is like $7.50 an hr, you think the time it takes to piss in a cup and have your pass/fail transmitted to whoever wants it will only take 2 hours assuming zero overhead to even provide this service… your a complete retard.

I am willing to bet, based on the actual cost it takes to get an xray (I mean fuck its a $1 piece of film right) is around $150-200 a pop at the ER, atleast thats whats billed to my insurance co… with that being said I would assume a piss test is probably around the same actual cost. If you think the scumbags your trying to get off the system have an extra $200 a month kicking around to keep on the system they might not need the system in the first place.

EDIT\> called my wife, $120-160 it cost her company to send a resident (she is a home healthcare case manger, RN) to get a piss test. not somuch for drugs but its the same shit.

---

_[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431)._