# PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)

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**Created:** [March 7, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431 "2013-03-07T12:14:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/19 "2013-03-07T18:57:27Z")

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> [@Scummy Theives Strike Again: Please be on the lookout for AIRSOFT EQUIPMENT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/scummy-theives-strike-again-please-be-on-the-lookout-for-airsoft-equipment/51947/22):
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> 24 hour quarantine on them then. Make them change into government issued clothing and sit in a room for 24 hours.
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> Full cavity search too.

Yeah!!! Detain them! Put them into their own little camps too!!

Excellent :number1

GO on…

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