# PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)

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**Created:** [March 7, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431 "2013-03-07T12:14:31Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pjbs-life-theories-welfare-piss-tests-and-abortions-split/266431/29 "2013-03-07T19:42:30Z")

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> [@craigslist of the day](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/craigslist-of-the-day/51708/22):
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> I know a lot of scumbags and they always seem to play the system for all its worth. I’m not like that so I don’t know how to get more

Well it should be rather common knowledge. Find out how. It’s gotta be a glaring loophole in the system that thousands are taking advantage off. Shouldn’t be that hard to find out how to cheat the system.

Ask the “lot of scumbags” that you know, what’s the big secret to live like a king on welfare.

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