# Places you have been banned from / kick out of

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 19, 2012, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974 "2012-06-19T09:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![02NismoSpecV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/74df32/32.png) [@02NismoSpecV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02NismoSpecV)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/61 "2012-06-20T06:25:47Z")

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> [@GV1390](#):
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> -Wegmans 3-4 years ago. Went in there and told my gf at the time she’s a fucking slampig/hooker/whore/etc. She didn’t like it very much.  
> -Aj’s Go Karts for moving slow people out of the way. I paid to race not to play cat and mouse with grandma on the track.  
> -I’m sure some stupid shitty bar but can’t think of an exact scenario that happened.

haha i remember that

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**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/62 "2012-06-20T06:33:54Z")

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The NYSpeed “bowling team” got booted. We all got letters in the mail from some Bowling association of america, banned for 7 years. I am going to blame the beer on that one, and Zerodaze…

X…

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/63 "2012-06-20T07:03:34Z")

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Bouncer outside of Average Joes saw my road beers before I got out of the car and dint want to let my friends and I in(we were celebrating a birthday). I called his manager from outside the bar right in front of his face and gave him the “Were here with 20 people, we come all the time, it would suck for you guys to loose this much business over an arrogant bartender yada yada yada.” Manager comes out, has an animated whisper convo with the bouncer who then begrudgingly lets us in.

Later that night my friend whos birthday it was spewed all over the pool table… Needless to say, the bouncer took no hesitation to show us the door lmao.

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**Author:** ![GV1390](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gv1390/32/5432_2.png) [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/64 "2012-06-20T07:19:13Z")

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> [@02NismoSpecV](#):
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> haha i remember that

Remember that guy that got out in the middle of the track trying to fight me while his little kid was sitting there watching? what a loser lol.

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**Author:** ![JustinH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/65 "2012-06-20T13:28:35Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> AOL and Netzero
> 
> AOL: When I was 11 I found a way to kick people off by sending bogus data strings to users and crashing their program. Early buffer overflow attacks pretty much.  
> Netzero: When their first client was out, I sniffed the traffic and found the usernames/passwords were in plain text which allowed you to use their free Internet without having to have the annoying ad bar. They caught on and told me to not return to their service

I remember there was a windows app for netzero that would block the banner ad from appearing. Pretty funny, I used that service for several years without looking at an ad.

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**Author:** ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/66 "2012-06-20T14:05:44Z")

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Been kicked out fo JP Fitzgeralds in Hamburg and Banned for life from House of Horrors at George Urban and Dick.

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/67 "2012-06-20T18:15:35Z")

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> [@Jimshorts](#):
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> Been kicked out fo JP Fitzgeralds in Hamburg and Banned for life from House of Horrors at George Urban and Dick.

Jps is fucking gay as hell, by far the worst bar in hamburg ever. Getting kicked out was doing you a favor and saving you from the shit shows that happen.

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/68 "2012-06-20T19:29:40Z")

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> [@Geehee](#):
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> ---------- Post added at 06:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:30 PM ----------  
> [/COLOR]One of the more impressive ones was getting kicked out of electric ave, considering mike bartends there and I know the owner pretty well. But we definitely deserved it, we got outta hand that night.

I wasn’t there that night, for the record. I know it had something to do with a supersoaker …

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/69 "2012-06-21T06:09:08Z")

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> [@Freek](#):
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> I wasn’t there that night, for the record. I know it had something to do with a supersoaker …

yea where i found a super soaker i’ll never know

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**Author:** ![1sik\_bmw](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1sik_bmw/32/7341_2.png) [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/70 "2012-06-21T08:13:18Z")

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transit lanes… twice lol

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**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/71 "2012-06-21T11:25:40Z")

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Got the boot from TORO for smoking inside, was shit faced and decided that i needed a Parliament ASAP. The bartendar yelled at me numerous times to put it out, she began spraying me with the water from the gun dispenser thing. Haven’t been back since. Now i just get drunk at Thirsty Buffalo

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**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/72 "2012-06-22T08:51:09Z")

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got kicked out of 2 bars in Erie, PA last night.

first for shot gunning beers with my friend in the middle of the dance floor and chanting “suck our dicks” with 20 of my friends. guess the security don’t like fun.

second bar was for climbing up on the bar and doing rediculous dance moved while knocking drinks everywhere. all these girls were doing it so i figured it would be OK for me to do it too.

then 4 fights broke out in the parking lot later. some white dude called me the N word for some reason. so i told a bunch of black guys he was a racist and screaming the N word at people so they went over and kicked his ass

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/73 "2012-06-22T08:56:06Z")

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> [@sasquatch](#):
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> got kicked out of 2 bars in Erie, PA last night.
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> first for shot gunning beers with my friend in the middle of the dance floor and chanting “suck our dicks” with 20 of my friends. guess the security don’t like fun.
> 
> second bar was for climbing up on the bar and doing rediculous dance moved while knocking drinks everywhere. all these girls were doing it so i figured it would be OK for me to do it too.
> 
> then 4 fights broke out in the parking lot later. some white dude called me the N word for some reason. so i told a bunch of black guys he was a racist and screaming the N word at people so they went over and kicked his ass

By any chance do you have a blowout hairdo, wear tapout clothes, or pop your collar?

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**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/74 "2012-06-22T09:08:17Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> By any chance do you have a blowout hairdo, wear tapout clothes, or pop your collar?

Absolutely not. I’m a dirty Bmx dude. I was just getting sweet

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/75 "2012-06-22T09:12:48Z")

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> [@sasquatch](#):
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> got kicked out of 2 bars in Erie, PA last night.
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> first for shot gunning beers with my friend in the middle of the dance floor and chanting “suck our dicks” with 20 of my friends. guess the security don’t like fun.
> 
> second bar was for climbing up on the bar and doing rediculous dance moved while knocking drinks everywhere. all these girls were doing it so i figured it would be OK for me to do it too.
> 
> then 4 fights broke out in the parking lot later. some white dude called me the N word for some reason. so i told a bunch of black guys he was a racist and screaming the N word at people so they went over and kicked his ass

I just wanna relax and chill with you in the rape room.

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/76 "2012-06-22T09:19:28Z")

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My rape room thing went off.

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/77 "2012-06-22T09:20:34Z")

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Sas, and Danger know how to party.

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**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/78 "2012-06-22T09:23:40Z")

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> [@Spam16v](#):
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> Sas, and Danger know how to party.

Not to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT this is true

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/79 "2012-06-22T10:02:57Z")

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> [@sasquatch](#):
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> Absolutely not. I’m a dirty Bmx dude. I was just getting sweet

I dunno dude… Chanting in a group of guys, much less about dick sucking? Dancing on a bar? :poke: If it looks like a douche and acts like a douche…

Frosted tips? Ed Hardy shirt? Jagerbombs? Really clean white sneakers?

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**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2012, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/places-you-have-been-banned-from-kick-out-of/223974/80 "2012-06-22T10:20:31Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> I dunno dude… Chanting in a group of guys, much less about dick sucking? Dancing on a bar? :poke: If it looks like a douche and acts like a douche…
> 
> Frosted tips? Ed Hardy shirt? Jagerbombs? Really clean white sneakers?

hahahahaha oh well. fun was had. felt like way less of a douche than the white dudes yelling the N word and acting like thugs. yolo!

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