# Planet Fitness employee admits to groping teen **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966 "2011-12-23T21:08:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/281 "2011-12-27T18:49:35Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > Relax, I didnt kill anybody. I meant at the time I was with her so yeah, she’s still older than me. That was in defense to you guys thinking I fucked somebody real young. > I was 20. 20!? Man, you must murder the shit out of your cock constantly! ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/282 "2011-12-27T18:50:37Z")
🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/283 "2011-12-27T18:52:54Z")
There’s nothing cool about fucking a tranny. If Alex didn’t bring it up I was surely going to. Shit I told you a few weeks ago dave. Im brutally honest. Your going to have to live with fucking a guy for the rest of your life. Fuck you jammer. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/284 "2011-12-27T18:56:57Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > Relax, I didnt kill anybody. I meant at the time I was with her so yeah, she’s still older than me. That was in defense to you guys thinking I fucked somebody real young. > I was 20. Wow. No sex in 10 years… Let’s put the numbers on paper. Given the aforementioned fact, you’ve probably masturbated twice a day for the last 10 years. So… 365x2=730, that’s 730 times a year. Times 10 years, 7300. Let’s cut it back to 6000 for ‘safety’. Jellies, you’ve masturbated at least 6000 times in the last 10 years. Today’s Strong Jellies (right arm anyway) Award goes to YOU! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/285 "2011-12-27T18:58:10Z")
atleast nobody got pregnant ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/286 "2011-12-27T18:59:22Z")
> [@sbardy"](#): > > There’s nothing cool about fucking a tranny. If Alex didn’t bring it up I was surely going to. Shit I told you a few weeks ago dave. Im brutally honest. Your going to have to live with fucking a guy for the rest of your life. > > Fuck you jammer. Oh, thats how it rolls in back seats of Jeeps? Ok to swallow my load, but you wont take the fakers? Don’t be mad that I officially now made $10.5 k on a $10 purchase…just cause you propped it up all pretty for me to see. Gotta stop hatin’ 😛 BTW, Alex is okay in my book… and ROI’s books too. :–) Nuthin but “good business” under those bridges. For rizzle. ---
**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/287 "2011-12-27T19:02:55Z")
> [@WNY SCCA Solo - Event 1 - 5/4/08 ECCN](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-scca-solo-event-1-5-4-08-eccn/47484/6): > > Oh, thats how it rolls in back seats of Jeeps? > > Ok to swallow my load, but you wont take the fakers? > > 😛 > > BTW, Alex is okay in my book… and ROI’s books too. 🙂 Nuthin but “good business” under those bridges. For rizzle. Hahahhahahhahahahhaa your a sick fuck. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/288 "2011-12-27T19:03:02Z")
> [@What a piece of sh\*t.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-a-piece-of-sh-t/47531/20): > > atleast nobody got pregnant Signature worthy. Thank you ---
**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/289 "2011-12-27T19:27:42Z")
Comedy gold here, its amazing. Dude banged Lois einhorn/Ray Finkle?! That should go to the grave with you…thats the kind of ballbusting material that lasts a lifetime. PJB, stop being so picky and find yourself something to cram your junk into, most girls…are girls. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/290 "2011-12-27T19:34:36Z")
Im just not looking to fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat. Ive got standards. ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/291 "2011-12-27T19:36:06Z")
![http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q311/Xpaywtithdeath/bcffd1ce.jpg](http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q311/Xpaywtithdeath/bcffd1ce.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/292 "2011-12-27T19:41:53Z")
Yeah but you need some pipe laying practice, 9 years? Most would consider you literally a virgin. By the time you find somebody who fits your standards, life and sexual enjoyment will have passed you by. Dave gets more credit than you and he penetrated a man. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/293 "2011-12-27T19:50:51Z")
really its not that important to me at this point and Im not just going to fuck somebody just for the sake of fucking somebody. ---
**Author:** ![keifer75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@keifer75](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/keifer75)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/294 "2011-12-27T19:53:20Z")
come on paul, when you crank one out you do it just for the sake of it, whats the difference? ---
**Author:** ![SDP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SDP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SDP)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/295 "2011-12-27T19:54:09Z")
Nobody is wrong for their reasons, it what makes us who we are. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/296 "2011-12-27T19:56:49Z")
> [@Official: "Anyone else sick?" thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-anyone-else-sick-thread/20782/169): > > come on paul, when you crank one out you do it just for the sake of it, whats the difference? pregnancy, aids, etc. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/297 "2011-12-27T21:37:58Z")
lmao, i didnt think jammer had it in him, +rep. ---
**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/298 "2011-12-27T21:54:05Z")
> [@WNY SCCA Solo - Event 1 - 5/4/08 ECCN](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-scca-solo-event-1-5-4-08-eccn/47484/6): > > Oh, thats how it rolls in back seats of Jeeps? > > Ok to swallow my load, but you wont take the fakers? > > Don’t be mad that I officially now made $10.5 k on a $10 purchase…just cause you propped it up all pretty for me to see. Gotta stop hatin’ > > 😛 > > BTW, Alex is okay in my book… and ROI’s books too. :–) Nuthin but “good business” under those bridges. For rizzle. hahaha you know it ---
**Author:** ![Upstate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b3f665/32.png) [@Upstate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Upstate)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/299 "2011-12-28T07:40:04Z")
This thread far surpasses sister fucker as the best on Shift. Perfect new Sig quote for someone: > [@(update 5/11 page 2) Returboing my Porsche 911 (930)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/update-5-11-page-2-returboing-my-porsche-911-930/47500/15): > > You ever had someone make fun of you for FUCKING SOMEONE YOU DIDNT KNOW WAS A MOTHERFUCKING DUDE AND MAKING IT PUBLIC!!?!? > [@(update 5/11 page 2) Returboing my Porsche 911 (930)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/update-5-11-page-2-returboing-my-porsche-911-930/47500/15): > > NO, IM NOT GOING TO PUT HIM OUT OF BUSINESS BUT MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH GOES A LONG WAY AND WILL SLOW DOWN THE AMOUNT OF BUSINESS HE GETS Actually, that’s called libel and he could sue you for a lot of money. Be very, very careful when you walk down that road. ---
**Author:** ![love4boost](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/love4boost/32/6658_2.png) [@love4boost](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/love4boost)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966/300 "2011-12-28T08:20:58Z")
> [@Poll: GTR or ZR1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poll-gtr-or-zr1/47556/24): > > This thread far surpasses sister fucker as the best on Shift. > > Perfect new Sig quote for someone: > > Actually, that’s called libel and he could sue you for a lot of money. Be very, very careful when you walk down that road. first of all he might as well be jewish, guy tells me to hold a $100 tv and then doesnt answers my phone calls and backs out after i told like 8 different people it was sold… highly unlikely hed take me to court and if he did my lawyer would make him look like an idot and id end up counter suing him for my lawyer fees which would be free but would normally cost around $1,500 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966.md?page=14) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-fitness-employee-admits-to-groping-teen/261966.md?page=16)