# Planet Killers

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 20, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432 "2006-11-20T10:57:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f6c823/32.png) [@QuickSilver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/1 "2006-11-20T10:57:39Z")

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Which one of these deserves the number one spot of planet killer

1. The Death Star: A massive battle station capable of destroying an entire planet with a super laser  
Weakness: Unable to shoot down the only things that can destroy it, Fighters.

2. Genesis Torpedo (Star Trek 2): Shoot at a planet, kill everything on it while creating your own echo system.  
Weakness: Attracts nasty Klingons and genetically enhanced pschopaths.

3. Galactus: A god-like being that requires to devour worlds in order to survive.  
Weakness: Fantastic Four

4. Unicron: The greatest of all Transformers. He is a planet that transforms into a robot that is required to devour robotic world in order to power his systems.  
Weakness: The Matrix of Leadership and the song “The Touch” by Lion

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/2 "2006-11-20T10:58:47Z")

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the fuck?

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/3 "2006-11-20T11:00:07Z")

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How about dropping all the nerdy shit and replace it with just a large comet?

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/4 "2006-11-20T11:00:59Z")

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lo, @ this thread

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f6c823/32.png) [@QuickSilver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/5 "2006-11-20T11:01:26Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> How about dropping all the nerdy shit and replace it with just a large comet?

That would defeat the purpose of this thread

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/6 "2006-11-20T11:02:41Z")

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But it’s a planet killer.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/7 "2006-11-20T11:03:38Z")

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My vote is for Unicron.

Deathstar was as close second. But it would appear to be pretty damned slow, seriously a day to line up and shoot a planet. How fucking hard is it to hit a damn planet. And what about going from planet to planet… SLOOOOOW. Hell Unicron would just eat the damned thing faster than Darth Vader could whip his scwartz out. :tup:

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f6c823/32.png) [@QuickSilver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/8 "2006-11-20T11:04:03Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> But it’s a planet killer.

Comets are boring, they only kill planet on accident.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f6c823/32.png) [@QuickSilver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/9 "2006-11-20T11:05:02Z")

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> [@FuzzyFish](#):
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> My vote is for Unicron.
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> Deathstar was as close second  
> There are still many unknowns as far as how the deathstar moves from planet to planet. But it would appear to be pretty damned slow, seriously a day to line up and shoot a planet. Hell Unicron would just eat the damned thing. :tup:

I agree, Unicron could even eat the death star if it wanted to.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/10 "2006-11-20T11:05:48Z")

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haha, yeah, real shit that happens in the universe is boring. fantasy weapons, however, are so much better!!!

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/11 "2006-11-20T11:06:49Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I agree, Unicron could even eat the death star if it wanted to.

Fuck yeah, he’d eat it and shit out a hundred Optimus Primes in a heart beat.:tup:

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/12 "2006-11-20T11:28:37Z")

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death star \> \*

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**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/13 "2006-11-20T12:20:08Z")

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the nerd is strong with this noob

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/14 "2006-11-20T12:29:23Z")

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> [@Zer0DazE](#):
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> death star \> \*

+1

And it was the only one I knew about so it got my vote.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/planet-killers/20432/15 "2006-11-20T12:35:24Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> +1
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> And it was the only one I knew about so it got my vote.

+2
