# Please remain indoors during todays crisis

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-remain-indoors-during-todays-crisis/256749>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [February 2, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-remain-indoors-during-todays-crisis/256749 "2011-02-02T16:28:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![AUDI\_JAY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AUDI\_JAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AUDI_JAY)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-remain-indoors-during-todays-crisis/256749/1 "2011-02-02T16:28:54Z")

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> **[Massive Snowstorm Leaves Thousands Without Access To Pornography](https://www.theonion.com/massive-snowstorm-leaves-thousands-without-access-to-po-1819594963)**
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> Power outages throughout the Midwest have left millions of residents without the ability to watch their library of girl-on-girl DVDs or access fetish videos online.

:ahh:’(:ahh

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/please-remain-indoors-during-todays-crisis/256749/2 "2011-02-02T16:58:33Z")

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i just wish i had the assholes that said we were gonna get a ton of snows job . fuckin cocks always wrong and yet still have a job