# Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 30, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344 "2008-10-30T16:36:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/1 "2008-10-30T16:36:38Z")
> **[Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed! - Funny & Jokes](https://www.funnyandjokes.com/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed.html)**
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> Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive… Sharing is...
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/2 "2008-10-30T16:43:40Z")
Why do black people love watermelon?
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### Author:  [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/3 "2008-10-30T16:47:14Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> Why do black people love watermelon?
why!?
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/4 "2008-10-30T16:47:34Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> Why do black people love watermelon?
im white and i like it. i like chicken to but im not a huge grape soda fan
lolz
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/5 "2008-10-30T16:49:28Z")
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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### Author:  [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/6 "2008-10-30T16:55:43Z")
I just want everyone to know that I will no longer be telling racist jokes. Because racism is a crime. And crimes are for black people.
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/7 "2008-10-30T17:20:16Z")
> [@Schema](#):
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> I just want everyone to know that I will no longer be telling racist jokes. Because racism is a crime. And crimes are for black people.
omg wow way to go
that made my day right there
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/8 "2008-10-30T17:43:23Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> Why do black people love watermelon?
Because it’s tasty?
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/9 "2008-10-30T18:05:57Z")
oh i get it.
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/10 "2008-10-30T18:29:07Z")
It was a serious question. I don’t have the answer.
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/11 "2008-10-30T19:03:12Z")
^^
I dont know cause it has black seeds???
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/12 "2008-10-30T19:07:29Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> It was a serious question. I don’t have the answer.
It’s tasty. i mean is there any other reason? Not to mention refreshing.
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/13 "2008-10-30T19:09:36Z")
I bet it is from long hard days spent working. They really need a refreshing break that is both filling and hydrating.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/14 "2008-10-30T22:05:49Z")
It’s like the whole pot kettle thing, it makes no sense.
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2008, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/15 "2008-10-31T13:15:53Z")
^^^ lol
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [October 31, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/16 "2008-10-31T14:22:26Z")
I was gonna post that but I would gtet flammed…
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### Author:  [@sickmach](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sickmach)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/17 "2008-11-02T21:52:59Z")
nigg\*r pickles = watermelon
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/18 "2008-11-02T21:53:59Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> Why do black people love watermelon?
more importantly…why don’t white people like it more?
it’s great.
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### Author:  [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/plot-to-kidnap-obama-exposed/57344/19 "2008-11-03T19:18:49Z")
^^ hell ya h