# Poem

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poem/180494>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 23, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poem/180494 "2006-02-23T06:39:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poem/180494/1 "2006-02-23T06:39:16Z")

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Finally the true differences between men and women…

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong  
One who loves to listen long.  
One who thinks before he speaks  
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.  
I want him to be gainfully employed,  
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.  
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,  
massages my back and begs to do more.  
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind  
And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”  
I want this man to love me to no end,  
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac  
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.  
I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

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**Author:** ![Sinner6.0L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sinner6.0l/32/6016_2.png) [@Sinner6.0L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sinner6.0L)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poem/180494/2 "2006-02-23T09:30:37Z")

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> [@shaggy](#):
>
> MALE POEM
> 
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac  
> with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.  
> I know this doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

hahaha 🤣

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poem/180494/3 "2006-02-23T13:56:57Z")

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You just made my day. Thanks shag. :blue: