# Poems/ Lyrics- Post up some, funny, sad, touching **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 31, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757 "2009-12-31T15:50:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/1 "2009-12-31T15:50:06Z")
Go: > Don’t Bite the Dick - David Allan Coe > > Don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > You gotta learn to suck it funny > How those dicks taste all like rubber > Covered with goo > Some cums clear and some cums milky > Some cums thick and some cums silky > Don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > and it’ll be good to you. > Momma be proud of your daughter > Think of all the things you taught her > Not to go into the water till she could swim > how to cook and how to sew > But there’s other things you know > You should have taught her about sex > that it was not a sin > you should have said > don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > you gotta learn to suck it funny > how those dicks all taste like rubber > covered with goo > some cums clear and some cums milky > some cums thick and some cums silky > don’t bit the dick that fucks you honey > and it’ll be good to you > you should have taught her how to suck one > if you’da taught her how to fuck one > maybe she’d a never snuck one when you wasn’t home > you could have taught her not to fight it > you could have taught her not to bite it > you could have taught her wrong from right > but you left her on her own > You should have said > don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > you gotta learn to suck it funny > how those dicks all taste like rubber > covered with goo > some cums clear and some cums milky > some cums thick and some cums silky > don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > and it’ll be good to you > don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > you gotta learn to suck it funny > how those dicks all taste like rubber > covered in goo some cums clear and some cums milky > some cums thick and some cums silky > don’t bite the dick that fucks you honey > and it’ll be good to you :fry: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/2 "2009-12-31T16:11:17Z")
Meh…6/10 ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/3 "2009-12-31T16:20:22Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Meh…6/10 your value 1/10… sorry, i just thought it was funny. for what it is worth that song was wrote and performed before your 1st breath on this earth. I found it funny that everyone complains about todays music and lyrics… this is an old country song, that someone told me about and i thought i would share. do you have any thing to share? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/4 "2009-12-31T16:22:39Z")
Post the song then you old fart. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/5 "2009-12-31T16:28:33Z")
Oh and here… Haikus are funny But sometimes do not make sense Anonymity \<3 ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/6 "2009-12-31T16:29:28Z")
> I’m sinking like a stone in the sea, I’m burning like a bridge for your body. meh ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/7 "2010-01-02T09:25:09Z")
Just don’t tell em I’ve gone crazy, That I’m still strung out over you, Tell em anything you want to, Just don’t tell em all the truth, Yeah don’t tell em all the truth, ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/8 "2010-01-02T09:39:32Z")
This thread sucks (lyrics & music - hanneman) Auschwitz, the meaning of pain The way that I want you to die Slow death, immense decay Showers that cleanse you of your life Forced in Like cattle You run Stripped of Your life’s worth Human mice, for the angel of death Four hundred thousand more to die Angel of death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Sadistic, surgeon of demise Sadist of the noblest blood Destroying, without mercy To benefit the aryan race Surgery, with no anesthesia Feel the knife pierce you intensely Inferior, no use to mankind Strapped down screaming out to die Angel of death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher, Angel of death Pumped with fluid, inside your brain Pressure in your skull begins pushing through your eyes Burning flesh, drips away Test of heat burns your skin, your mind starts to boil Frigid cold, cracks your limbs How long can you last In this frozen water burial? Sewn together, joining heads Just a matter of time 'til you rip yourselves apart Millions laid out in their Crowded tombs Sickening ways to achieve The holocaust Seas of blood, bury life Smell your death as it burns Deep inside of you Abacinate, eyes that bleed Praying for the end of Your wide awake nightmare Wings of pain, reach out for you His face of death staring down, Your blood running cold Injecting cells, dying eyes Feeding on the screams of The mutants he’s creating Pathetic harmless victims Left to die Rancid angel of death Flying free (leads: hanneman, king, hanneman, king, hanneman) Angel of death Monarch to the kingdom of the dead Infamous butcher, Angel of death Angel of death ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/9 "2010-01-02T09:54:35Z")
![http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-061019_slayer_large.jpg](http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-061019_slayer_large.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/10 "2010-01-02T09:57:25Z")
Brutal ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poems-lyrics-post-up-some-funny-sad-touching/77757/11 "2010-01-02T13:46:09Z")
here i sit, broken hearted tried to shit, yet only farted taken from a port a potty wall