# Political Science, for Dummies

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959
**Category:** PolitiSUCK
**Created:** [December 1, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959 "2006-12-01T06:49:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959/21 "2006-12-01T17:59:11Z")

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JoesTypeS

You have a cow.

The other guy has a cow with 2 more teets than you.

Both your cows breathe this compound that makes them really fast.

You both keep saying that you have a faster cow than the other.

You bring your cows to the cornfield, and bet with some hay.

Even though the other cow ran faster during warm ups, your cow wins the real race.

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959/22 "2006-12-01T18:02:57Z")

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or me

I have 2 cows

One of them kicks me so I shoot it

It desn’t die, just gives off infected milk, which I drink and go blind.

Damn.

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### Author: ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959/23 "2006-12-01T18:22:44Z")

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Moo.

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### Author: ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [December 1, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/political-science-for-dummies/20959/24 "2006-12-01T18:27:16Z")

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shit man, i love the Cheat

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