# Poop
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 21, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266 "2008-09-21T22:08:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/1 "2008-09-21T22:08:35Z")
Why when you forget to wipe after taking a crap does your ass itch? What is in poop that itches?
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### Author:  [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/2 "2008-09-21T22:38:04Z")
how do u forget to wipe?
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### Author:  [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/3 "2008-09-21T22:43:00Z")
I’m shitting right now.
Want pics?
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### Author:  [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/4 "2008-09-21T23:17:30Z")
its called Bacteria. get some baby wipes next time.
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### Author:  [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/5 "2008-09-22T05:31:56Z")
its your ass hair… shave it. much easier to keep butthole clean
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/6 "2008-09-22T05:35:57Z")
my 5 year old does not even forget to wipe
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### Author:  [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/7 "2008-09-22T05:48:18Z")
> [@98SS10](#):
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> get some baby wipes next time.
i love baby wipes :mamoru:
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/8 "2008-09-22T06:44:01Z")
> [@97Ranger](#):
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> how do u forget to wipe?
I was sitting there and got playing a game and when I was done, I forgot I pooped and just got up and went about my day.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/9 "2008-09-22T06:45:18Z")
im thinking scumbag if you dont wipe!
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/10 "2008-09-22T06:46:12Z")
ban
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/11 "2008-09-22T06:53:07Z")
> [@boxxa](#):
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> I was sitting there and got playing a game and when I was done, I forgot I pooped and just got up and went about my day.
I think you should be more worried about how terrible you smelled the rest of the day around people rather than the itch
well, maybe not. How are we supposed to go pick up chicks together if you have a shitty ass
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### Author:  [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/12 "2008-09-22T07:00:17Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> ban
.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/13 "2008-09-22T07:20:16Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> ban
?
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/14 "2008-09-22T07:29:08Z")
> [@ineedacar](#):
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> I think you should be more worried about how terrible you smelled the rest of the day around people rather than the itch
>
> well, maybe not. How are we supposed to go pick up chicks together if you have a shitty ass
I guess if the girl says “I like the cologne you are wearing” its a definite in for a freaky chick.
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### Author:  [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/15 "2008-09-22T07:29:39Z")
:lol: funniest thread ever. i hear ya man. its prob when you eat beans or something and you cant digest the whole thing and you get the little seedcoats and skins and shit…thats prob sitting right at the entrance of your butt…I MEAN EXIT… but yea…i hear ya.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/16 "2008-09-22T07:32:15Z")
I’m about to go drop one right now. cept I never “forget” to wipe you summy bastard lmfao! so I wouldnt know.
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/17 "2008-09-22T08:12:33Z")
That’s just gross…
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/18 "2008-09-22T08:14:22Z")
I hate when i scratch the hole through my pants … and my boxers get shit streaks on them ☹
thats embarassing when you have a lady friend come over and takes them off all sexy like and gets a view of the highway you made for her. ☹
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### Author:  [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/19 "2008-09-22T08:30:00Z")
OMG WTF???
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poop/55266/20 "2008-09-22T08:35:25Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> I hate when i scratch the hole through my pants … and my boxers get shit streaks on them ☹
>
> thats embarassing when you have a lady friend come over and takes them off all sexy like and gets a view of the highway you made for her. ☹
thats why i dont wear light boxers anymore.
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