# poopin at work **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671 "2008-03-26T09:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/1 "2008-03-26T09:25:24Z")
well what do you do i’m at least 3-4 times a day b/c i get piad to do so and its the only time I can read the USA today…and also there is only 3 guys on my floor and the bath room has 3 poopers so we have our own and only use the same ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/2 "2008-03-26T09:26:03Z")
get paid to poop. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/3 "2008-03-26T09:26:14Z")
lol…i try not to. people are so fucking disgusting and the cleaning staff is piss poor(pun intended) only in emergencies sometimes i leave work and go home since im only 2 mins down the road. makes for a nice break too ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/4 "2008-03-26T09:28:07Z")
i poop on a daily basis at work. in the customer bathroom. it’s great. that coffee really gets to ya. ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/5 "2008-03-26T09:29:05Z")
all the time, getting paid to shit fucking rocks ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/6 "2008-03-26T09:31:13Z")
btw, guys are actually pretty good about not pissing on the seat. but i still make a nest fo sho ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/7 "2008-03-26T09:31:20Z")
1. open the door and lock behind me. 2. put a ring of TP down on the seat, multi layered if deemed necessary. 3. turn around facing door (no need to slater the toilet) 4. pull down pants 5. sit down carefully to not shift the TP, hopefully preventing any bare ass touch to the seat 6. Pinch loaf with loud grunts 7. stand up and wipe til ass is clean 8. pull up pants 9. push TP into the toilet that was used as a ring 10 ) flush and leave maybe I’m missing the point of the OP. I have no shame and no stage fright I could shit on stage if I had to go ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/8 "2008-03-26T09:33:50Z")
word, only 8 people in my office including me, and only a total of 5 guys so our bathroom is good ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/9 "2008-03-26T09:35:21Z")
damnit… i jsut realized i chose the wrong option lol ah well ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/10 "2008-03-26T09:40:15Z")
what about the Handi crapper? ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/11 "2008-03-26T09:45:46Z")
I have the choice between three bathrooms, and I’m the only one here. It rules. I’ve yet to destroy all three at once. I should go and eat some mighty before coming in one of these days. ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/12 "2008-03-26T09:49:07Z")
I cant poop at work. I MUST shower after i poop. If i cant shower right after…I WILL NOT POOP ☹ ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/13 "2008-03-26T09:49:56Z")
> [@Estorvito](#): > > I cant poop at work. > I MUST shower after i poop. If i cant shower right after…I WILL NOT POOP ☹ LOL wtf. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/14 "2008-03-26T09:50:59Z")
he likes a clean ass. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/15 "2008-03-26T09:51:13Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > maybe I’m missing the point of the OP. I have no shame and no stage fright I could shit on stage if I had to go just wanted to know what people do…some guys here are funny and I lol everytime i see them so wanted to know ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/16 "2008-03-26T09:52:05Z")
> [@Estorvito](#): > > I cant poop at work. > I MUST shower after i poop. If i cant shower right after…I WILL NOT POOP ☹ LOL i shit at work if its an emergency. if its not…then i wont. you wouldnt want to either with all the dirts at my work. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/17 "2008-03-26T10:00:24Z")
paid 2 poop \> doing it for free ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/18 "2008-03-26T10:02:32Z")
I don’t get paid by the hour, but I still make my normal 9am deposit if I’m in the office. X… ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/19 "2008-03-26T10:04:24Z")
> [@turbo ls1 ss](#): > > i poop on a daily basis at work. in the customer bathroom. it’s great. > > that coffee really gets to ya. ill have to try that one, since im surrounded by women up front. makes it hard to really poop loud ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/20 "2008-03-26T10:15:17Z")
> [@JDMjunkie](#): > > LOL > > i shit at work if its an emergency. if its not…then i wont. you wouldnt want to either with all the dirts at my work. Fuck that… I like my ass to be extra clean. Ive been like that since like forever…I dont know why…lol If its an emergency i’ll just go home sick and wuallaaaaaaaaa… lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671.md?page=2)