# poopin at work **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671 "2008-03-26T09:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SpeedRacer89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedracer89/32/4989_2.png) [@SpeedRacer89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpeedRacer89)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/21 "2008-03-26T10:18:04Z")
> [@Estorvito](#): > > Fuck that… > I like my ass to be extra clean. Ive been like that since like forever…I dont know why…lol > If its an emergency i’ll just go home sick and wuallaaaaaaaaa… lol thats exactly wht i do. i have never went anywhere but my house ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/22 "2008-03-26T10:21:02Z")
Every morning between 8-9 am I take my morning work shit. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/23 "2008-03-26T10:45:31Z")
Being Lactose intolerant you do not have the luxory of choosing where to poop. At work is a regular occurance. TP ring, and fire, then wipe til your good. Try not to get blowback from the water. I let a really horrid one in Hybrid once when don was getting me snow tires. I wonder if he still remembers. He comes in, and says " Which one of you assholes did this?" ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/24 "2008-03-26T10:46:55Z")
lmao^^^ ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/25 "2008-03-26T10:49:10Z")
My work place is spotless. I have so many toilet options I couldn’t shit in all of them in one day even if I had the runs. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/26 "2008-03-26T10:52:46Z")
Toilet seat protector -\> “Ass gasket” 🙂 Yeah, fire at will. Although one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life (and I’ve seen a lot of things) are the motorized revolving ass gaskets on the seats at O’Hare. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/27 "2008-03-26T10:53:28Z")
i use the bathrooms in the lower level, no ones goes there. if the men’s is taken i use the women’s… w/e ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/28 "2008-03-26T10:53:47Z")
Those aRE AWEOSME! ---
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/29 "2008-03-26T11:08:33Z")
theres tons of magazines in our bathrooms at work. I feel right at home ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/30 "2008-03-26T11:13:29Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Toilet seat protector -\> “Ass gasket” > > 🙂 > > Yeah, fire at will. > > Although one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life (and I’ve seen a lot of things) are the motorized revolving ass gaskets on the seats at O’Hare. you mean the self cleaning ones? first time i seen those was in the Frankfurt airport on a layover. i had no idea what the fuck to do/make of it :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/31 "2008-03-26T11:18:28Z")
I am a plumber at darien lake and have a key to almost every door in the park…so yeah I unlock to bathroom door, drop my turd bomb, and lock the door back up. Nothin like bein the first every morning to shit on a nice clean toilet lol. ---
**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/32 "2008-03-26T11:51:08Z")
ahh I just pooped at work ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/33 "2008-03-26T11:53:30Z")
Nothing just let it go 66impalass, boardjnky4, dreid, EvilJay, Fry, JEG, Joe, Motocrossx23, nappy1380, oldford, paulysplitx, TESTICLE, Xander WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I hope you all get ass herpes or crabs. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/34 "2008-03-26T11:56:56Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > Nothing just let it go > > 66impalass, boardjnky4, dreid, EvilJay, Fry, JEG, Joe, Motocrossx23, nappy1380, oldford, paulysplitx, TESTICLE, Xander > > WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I hope you all get ass herpes or crabs. Thats what I was thinking. Just sit right down in the bodily fluids and get to work? eesh. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/35 "2008-03-26T12:09:40Z")
its just a ass :gotme: nothing will happen ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/36 "2008-03-26T12:13:16Z")
ehh, where I work theres not really a whole of people who use the toilet generally. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/37 "2008-03-26T12:21:33Z")
I have deposited a few in the womens bathroom where I used to work, I always use a ass gasket though. I actually got them girls to put up a sign saying “this is a womens bathroom NO MEN!” ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/38 "2008-03-26T12:22:31Z")
I also do work as much as possible, and I usually do work for atleast 20 minutes. One time at work I did work for 45 minutes. I got up to to my dismay my legs fell asleep. I got up and personal with the stall door. ---
**Author:** ![paulysplitx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulysplitx/32/7320_2.png) [@paulysplitx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/paulysplitx)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/39 "2008-03-26T13:09:40Z")
There is a total of 5 people in my office. I have no worries we keep the bathroom nice and clean. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/40 "2008-03-26T13:11:37Z")
its me and 2 other guys at work,and the whole place has to be spotless so i have no problem sprayin hot mudd at work [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671.md?page=3)