# poopin at work **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671 "2008-03-26T09:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/41 "2008-03-26T13:24:02Z")
drop the pants and go ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/42 "2008-03-26T13:24:40Z")
> [@BREETIME](#): > > its me and 2 other guys at work,and the whole place has to be spotless so i have no problem sprayin hot mudd at work u poop in the truck? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/43 "2008-03-26T13:37:57Z")
I don’t use public crappers, but I’ve come up with an emergency plan. (I didn’t read the thread if someone has the same plan:thumbs up: 1. Enter the stall, place ring of toilet paper over the seat and flush it. 2. Drop in some tp to prevent splashing. 3. Remove tshirt. 4. spin tshirt into a long rope style twist. Kinda like when your gonna snap your girlfriend with a towel. 5. Place one end of shirt in each hand and take the center and hook it to the hooks on the back of the stall door. 6. Hold on and hover above the toilet. 7. Shit freely 8. Pray the hook dosent break off the door. 9. wash hands multiple times 10. Leave. ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/44 "2008-03-26T19:48:59Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > Nothing just let it go > > 66impalass, boardjnky4, dreid, EvilJay, Fry, JEG, Joe, Motocrossx23, nappy1380, oldford, paulysplitx, TESTICLE, Xander > > WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I hope you all get ass herpes or crabs. The bathrooms here are cleaner than those in most houses. Don’t even think twice about it. The one I use is under lock and key so I know who uses it :gotme:. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/45 "2008-03-26T20:25:58Z")
I hate shitting at work. i had to get tires from greece the other day. i could not cork it back to buffalo i shit a good 10 pounds of stank ass. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/46 "2008-03-26T20:27:47Z")
I just let a colon spreader out at work. Ya know super solid, stretches your ass as it goes out, and i layed it in the bowl in a zig zag pattern. It was pretty sweet. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/47 "2008-03-26T20:32:51Z")
i had a nice swirl going the other day ---
**Author:** ![woz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/woz/32/7605_2.png) [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/48 "2008-03-26T20:45:57Z")
ill do a quick clean with some tp then lay the butt gasket down and get to it, i also get paid. on a side note, a few weeks back the seat was broken, a fellow coworker was unaware that the seat was in no way attached to the bowl. he sat down, was moving a bit to get comfy when the seat flew out from under him and he literally fell in the toilet. it all made quite a racket and was followed by many harsh words. he went home to shower. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/49 "2008-03-26T20:58:31Z")
our bathrooms are cleaned pretty regularly. on rare occasions i’ll make the ass gasket out of TP, but if the seat is fully white, and dry, i take my chances. 90% of all shits happen in the handicapped stall, so if you use the others you have a good chance of catching a virgin seat since its last cleaning. i’ll take my chances :gotme: I don’t get why you would only shit at home. I do everything i possibly can at work so that i don’t have to do it on my own time. This includes shitting, paying bills, sending and opening mail, calling my mom, online shopping, banking, and day trading. I had a $30 shit the other day. it was lovely. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/50 "2008-03-26T21:01:15Z")
👏 great thread I hold my shits in until work just to waste a good 20 minutes. getting paid to shit ftw. ---
**Author:** ![Toadsi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toadsi/32/7316_2.png) [@Toadsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toadsi)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/51 "2008-03-26T21:26:24Z")
let it fly… better than squashed in your pants when you’re out wit a broad. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/52 "2008-03-26T22:19:47Z")
i take the bottle of cleaner in with me in a privet bathroom you got to go you got to go. i know who goes in the room and plus when you got the bottle to clean it it makes it a win win situation getting paid to shit and getting a uberclean toilet is ftw! ---
**Author:** ![ldiablo233](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ldiablo233/32/5035_2.png) [@ldiablo233](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ldiablo233)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/53 "2008-03-27T00:22:52Z")
Did for the first time today. I don’t get the whole reading the paper thing though. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/54 "2008-03-27T04:56:56Z")
ok i have to add my pic not from work but still …oh that was a good poop lol i’m Feeling Lucky :thankyou: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/justa4door/Picture\_503.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/justa4door/Picture_503.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/55 "2008-03-27T05:51:31Z")
i work in hospital…lots of private bathrooms i have access to ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/56 "2008-03-27T06:20:36Z")
I work in a small office so pooping is always nice. I get to catch up on some reading. The only thing I dont like is that there is only one bathroom so if I am in there for 20 minutes, people could be waiting. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671.md?page=2)