# poopin at work **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 26, 2008, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671 "2008-03-26T09:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 7
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671/7 "2008-03-26T09:31:20Z")
1. open the door and lock behind me. 2. put a ring of TP down on the seat, multi layered if deemed necessary. 3. turn around facing door (no need to slater the toilet) 4. pull down pants 5. sit down carefully to not shift the TP, hopefully preventing any bare ass touch to the seat 6. Pinch loaf with loud grunts 7. stand up and wipe til ass is clean 8. pull up pants 9. push TP into the toilet that was used as a ring 10 ) flush and leave maybe I’m missing the point of the OP. I have no shame and no stage fright I could shit on stage if I had to go --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/poopin-at-work/45671)._