# Popcorn **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 27, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136 "2008-10-27T07:19:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/21 "2008-10-27T10:13:38Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > do you walk in with your pants already down and asshole already lubed, since you are paying 8 bucks for a bag of 1.00 popcorn. > > 5000000% markup :lol: they arent laughing at you for doing so. they are thinking “what a dumbass coming in and paying $8 for our shitty popcorn” ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/22 "2008-10-27T11:31:22Z")
When I build my house i am going to have a legit popcorn machine on hand. I devour that shit at bars when its free. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/23 "2008-10-27T11:43:32Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > I devour that shit at bars when its free. I think the cleanliness of that is right up there with eating food at a strip club. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/24 "2008-10-27T11:56:38Z")
I like to eat at strip clubs too. Food is always good. And if you are worried about how your food is handled or the cleanliness of the restaurant I would assume you have never been in an actual kitchen of a restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/25 "2008-10-27T11:58:07Z")
they dont have popcorn at the chinese buffet haha ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/26 "2008-10-27T11:59:52Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > they dont have popcorn at the chinese buffet haha get out of my shit ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/27 "2008-10-27T12:01:28Z")
> [@boxxa](#): > > thats no excuse! i was making chicken parm by the time i was 2! yea, wtf! I was changing the oil in my dads car when I was 2! ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/28 "2008-10-27T12:02:39Z")
i was playing with my dick at 2… faggts umm… ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/29 "2008-10-27T12:06:33Z")
I was married at 2 ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/30 "2008-10-27T12:07:01Z")
lol fuck i got nothing ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136/31 "2008-10-27T12:35:01Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > I always envisioned myself quitting my last job. Right before I left I wanted to put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for 10 minutes and leave. Fuck that place 🙂 Someone did that at my work w/ baked potatos. Put it on for 10+ minutes and left. When all kinds of nasty ass smoke started billowing out of the microwave everyone just looked at it. Then like a min later someone finally got up and shut it off. lol. The whole back area smelled so awful for the next 2 days. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/popcorn/57136.md?page=1)