# Possible awesome news for chocolate lovers **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 20, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439 "2013-03-20T19:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/1 "2013-03-20T19:21:36Z")
As some of you may know, Kinder Surprise Eggs sold in Europe and Canada are extremely delicious, but I never thought to myself why I have never seen them for sale in the US. I came across this article today, explaining that because there is a toy encased in each chocolate egg, stated for years 3 and up, it is illegal in the US since the FDA passed a Bill years ago demanding all candy encased toys must be suitable for all ages. If you were caught with an egg, the fine was **$2500 per egg!!!** Cliffs: some NJ company is going to try to replicate the product. Quality? If it’s like Niagara Chocolates in Buffalo it probably won’t be very good, but I’ll try some. > **[They’re legal! An American version of the beloved Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs...](http://beta.nydailynews.com/news/national/americanized-kinder-surprise-chocolate-egg-approved-fda-article-1.1290804)** > > The Kinder Surprise has been Americanized. The toy-filled chocolate egg, loved by children and adults in Europe, Asia and South America, hasn’t been allowed on U.S. soil for years. But last week, a New Jersey businessman released a new, FDA-approved... ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/2 "2013-03-20T20:14:54Z")
This is retarded. ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/3 "2013-03-20T20:34:47Z")
i didnt realize you couldnt get them over there… my kids love them and they never eat teh chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/4 "2013-03-20T20:53:24Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > This is retarded. Why? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/5 "2013-03-20T21:08:25Z")
Idk I feel like this is news from Fox. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/6 "2013-03-20T21:20:24Z")
they are SO awesome. my aunt smuggles them over the boarder every year. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/7 "2013-03-20T22:10:59Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Idk I feel like this is news from Fox. You’re not very nice!!! ---------- Post added at 01:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:10 AM ---------- > [@pirite](#): > > they are SO awesome. my aunt smuggles them over the boarder every year. Through her anus? Also - border!!! ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/8 "2013-03-20T23:17:08Z")
Used to love them little eggs when I went on vacation. X… ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/9 "2013-03-21T04:43:30Z")
I don’t know why everyone goes nuts over these things? Just cause you can’t get them in the States? Also, I remember something called Wonderball which was made by Nestle and it was a chocolate ball with toys in the center. I think though the “toys” were edible so that might be how they got around it. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/10 "2013-03-21T04:45:51Z")
“Oh I wonder wonder wonder wonder, what’s in a wonder ball.” It was semen ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/11 "2013-03-21T05:14:12Z")
> Gass worked around these restrictions by creating a bigger egg that could fit kid-friendly toys, such as squirty toys, hand-painted figurines, full decks of mini playing cards, 3D puzzles and spinning tops. Awesome, so to make it “safe” for America we had to supersize it and make the chocolate part about 10x the calories as the international version that is banned here. MERICA! ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/12 "2013-03-21T05:18:42Z")
Let kids fucking choke on that shit. They’ll only do it once. ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/13 "2013-03-21T05:33:42Z")
What kid is going to want a “hand painted figurine?” ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/possible-awesome-news-for-chocolate-lovers/229439/14 "2013-03-21T12:22:52Z")
Masturbate to it, like the guy from Grandma’s Boy