# Post whoring!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [October 4, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913 "2007-10-04T17:10:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![4ADAM12](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4adam12/32/6282_2.png) [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/1 "2007-10-04T17:10:33Z")

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I think I saw an old thread on another forum from you Vlad about typing 3 words in each post and putting them together to make a story. I figured it would be a good way for Kicklow to boost his already high post count, post whore. So here goes.

This one time…

Edit: Story upto page 5

Summary upto page 5 97’s Vr4’s comment

> This one time at band camp I built a Three Legged Couch, Invited some strippers and a midget. We all got Vlad’s PIN Number, that does nothing but attract gay women. The story begins in his home town of new clititous. where he finds men and touches their steroid abused testes while rubbing their tummy’s.  
> Meanwhile far away, cockblow (kicklow) is enjoying a blowjob by toothless bob. Bob has many sexualy transmitted diseases. But since he got his medication Kicklow might be banging his mom in Cossey’s bed with some help from a transvestite. A big black cardboard cutout of a really big version of Cossey. If I was anally raped by a man named Dick Y. Hunter.  
> Meanwhile across town a VR4 Killed a small child. Because of its heavy and takes forever to become aroused, then falls short, within its 3 inch exhaust that leaks. After plowing children Cossey’s ass was getting warmed up thanks to lubricant, left over from the gang bang with transexual midgets. Then kicklow came and whipped out on his bigwheel. Then a donkey kicked Vlad where he pees from when he squats over a big, no very big, pink rubber dildo, that tastes like it has aids, herpes rabies and one enlarged prostate gland on his semen covered lips

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/2 "2007-10-04T17:22:46Z")

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… at band camp…

[yeah i had this going way back in the day, don’t even remember where, it was one, it always leads to dirty places, let the post whoring begin]

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### Author: ![4ADAM12](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4adam12/32/6282_2.png) [@4ADAM12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4ADAM12)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/3 "2007-10-04T17:25:25Z")

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I built a…

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### Author: ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/4 "2007-10-04T18:14:11Z")

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Three Legged Couch…

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/5 "2007-10-04T18:19:59Z")

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Invited some strippers…

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### Author: ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/6 "2007-10-04T18:23:34Z")

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> [@K-20power](#):
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> Invited some strippers…

and a midget…

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/7 "2007-10-04T18:25:35Z")

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. We all got

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### Author: ![CustomLowz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/customlowz/32/6279_2.png) [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/8 "2007-10-04T18:34:19Z")

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> [@Vovchandr](#):
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> . We all got

Vlad’s PIN Number

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/9 "2007-10-04T18:45:58Z")

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that does nothing…

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### Author: ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/10 "2007-10-04T18:49:20Z")

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but attract gay…

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/11 "2007-10-04T18:57:01Z")

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women. The story…

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### Author: ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/12 "2007-10-04T19:00:22Z")

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begins in his

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/13 "2007-10-04T19:16:05Z")

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home town of

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### Author: ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/14 "2007-10-04T19:17:00Z")

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new clititous. where

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/15 "2007-10-04T19:19:16Z")

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he finds men

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### Author: ![Kicklow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kicklow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kicklow)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/16 "2007-10-04T19:22:19Z")

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and touches their

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/17 "2007-10-04T19:23:31Z")

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steroid abused testes

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/18 "2007-10-04T19:26:31Z")

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while rubbing their…

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### Author: ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/19 "2007-10-04T19:28:34Z")

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tummy’s. Meanwhile far

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### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-whoring/234913/20 "2007-10-04T19:45:13Z")

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away, cockblow (kicklow) is

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