# Post your first ever kill/death thread!

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**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [February 3, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-first-ever-kill-death-thread/23997 "2007-02-03T00:44:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![dpm90iroc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dpm90iroc/32/4966_2.png) [@dpm90iroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dpm90iroc)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-first-ever-kill-death-thread/23997/7 "2007-02-03T20:19:15Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> well, i know i did plenty of fucking around with my 88 stang, but the first one i clearly remember was in my second registered vehical, my 95 s10
> 
> warning: some people might have heard me tell this story before, but i fucking love it …
> 
> i cam rolling up to a red light on XXX rd in the ws pew area. it sometime in the evening after rush hour had died down, and the only other vehical at the light was a police officer from one of the nearby towns.
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> i calmly rolled to a stop in a civilived manner, and gave a friendly nod to the two officers in the car to my left. the driver of said car bumped the gas.
> 
> maybe because he spilled a bit of his coffee  
> maybe because he was adjusting his utility belt  
> maybe because he just wanted to mess with a kid in a lowered s10 … i dont know
> 
> being a car guy, i gave the typical car guy response, i reved back, expecting nothing to come of it
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> instead, the officer decided to look over, and then procede to brake torque his car. i start to laugh, then decide ITS FUCKING ON !
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> i rev, let it idle down, and then peg my lil 4 banger to redline, waiting for the light to drop  
> green light comes and i let the clutch fly as i back OFF the throttle, slowly accell through first gear, hammer second, slowly acell through second, hammer 3rd, and let the truck idle at the speed limit
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> by this time, the cops got a few lengths on me, he drops back, smiles, and takes off to his destination
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> few months later, im in roughly the sam area, and i get the gum drops and spot light treatment … fuck fuck fuck …
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> i get the book thrown at me, this cop seriously has a hard on for dragging me into jail for no apparent reason, asking me a million questions, asking if i know this drug dealer and that drug dealer, insisting my vehical was seen here and there and this place, insisting that he knows who i REALY AM, on and on and on … then proceeds to sit in his car on the radio FOREVER
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> holy fuck, im going to jail because he thinks im some huge criminal
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> after a solid 15 minutes in his car, he gets out and comes up to my window, most dead serious look on his face and his hand on his unbuttoned service revolver
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> fuck im going to jail …
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> he give me the look everyone DOESNT want from a cop, and then just busts out laughing, to the point that he almost fell over … and im totaly fucking lost as to whats so funny …
> 
> he just looks at me after he catches his breath … and asks me “hey, wana race again?”
> 
> mother fucker decided to zap me for “racing” him a few months back, knowing i wouldnt remember what he looked like
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> so i lost, twice … once because i wasnt about to actualy race an on duty officer, and once because i didnt remember what he looked like

Holy Shit, Freakin Hilarios

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