# Post your latest near miss:

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**Created:** [January 4, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-latest-near-miss/262144 "2012-01-04T05:13:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-latest-near-miss/262144/34 "2012-01-06T11:02:27Z")

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> [@American Society for the prevention of cruelty to animals](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/american-society-for-the-prevention-of-cruelty-to-animals/47712/10):
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> LOL fuckers it was my latest near collision miss with my automobile.
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> ![http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4371251729_efc10ec641.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/b/4b592a47e62b01fc1a3b52a46bd4c346b0d9b299.jpeg)
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> I wasn’t out hunting, you think out of everything i waste my time on… im gona be outside hunting  
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> just so i drag some fucking hairy ass CARCUSS miles through the woods afterwards?  
> ![http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIjjKk4HaIXS4NMCE8Xa3VdYYkhdnPRt1W4MbYR-yh3cnICyj9](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/6/565770614fb04c88ecc380284c9c5f2baf15ba84.jpeg)  
> then even if i did wats the point? i can’t even make eggs properly without them coming out like shit,  
> ![http://www.actnow.com.au/files/4420/eggs.jpg](http://www.actnow.com.au/files/4420/eggs.jpg)  
> imagine **DEER BEEF** holly **SHIT**
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> nah fuck that i’de rather drink the milk from a **DOGS TIT !**
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> ![http://lh3.ggpht.com/_4g3hFoJ3jvk/TTwwACraTYI/AAAAAAAALOw/vYOXZhOfoFI/IMG_0324.JPG](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/0/00bf0aa119a1e254c15327890a27b5a6063e438f.jpeg)

Singh WTF kid, you off your meds. :rofl :rofl :rofl +rep anyway for all the bat-shit-crazy in that post.

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