# Post your Michael Jackson joke texts here...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 25, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-michael-jackson-joke-texts-here/69714 "2009-06-25T19:26:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-michael-jackson-joke-texts-here/69714/1 "2009-06-25T19:26:53Z")

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Pretty lame thus far…

I just received these two.

“Breaking News: Michael Jackson just died of food poisoning. CNN just reported he ate some 12 year old nuts.”

“You hear Michael Jacksons last request? He wants to be cremated, and put in an etch-a-sketch, so little kids can play with him forever.”

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/post-your-michael-jackson-joke-texts-here/69714/2 "2009-06-25T19:44:29Z")

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absolutely not.