# Proper behaivor at a wake? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 26, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813 "2008-11-26T12:08:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dreid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dreid/32/7388_2.png) [@dreid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dreid)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/21 "2008-11-26T12:25:23Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Walk in with a bottle of Tequila in your hand and ask why everyone is so bummed out. Proceed to “pour one for your homies” directly into the casket. LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/22 "2008-11-26T12:26:45Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > why would you go to your coworker’s father’s wake if you don’t know him? I don’t see how it’s even appropriate for you to be there. Funerals are about the people left behind, not the dead. I mean, they’re dead. People go to wakes to support their grieving friends. And pick up chicks apparently. You don’t really even have to talk to anyone but your coworker. Just show up, give your coworker your condolences, hang around for a bit so it looks like you are being supportive, then rufie a couple of cuties, drag them to your car, and leave. ---
**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/23 "2008-11-26T12:33:57Z")
Most wakes I’ve been too (for older people who have died) have been surprisingly upbeat. Shooting the shit with family members, good memories of the deceased, etc. I think people want to focus on life rather than death. Depends on the family I guess. They usually have pictures that you can look at to occupy some time. I went to my neighbors who I didn’t know that well, talked to a few people I knew, talked with his wife and said the usual “sorry for the loss” kind of stuff, and we left. Thats all they expect. Theres always a few people smoking outside. As for picking up girls… ![http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u168/amberwaves11/willferrel---WeddingCrashers.jpg](http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u168/amberwaves11/willferrel---WeddingCrashers.jpg) “Damn you Roger!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Jim1234664](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim1234664/32/7438_2.png) [@Jim1234664](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jim1234664)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/24 "2008-11-26T12:36:41Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > what no… No place is better to pick up chicks is at a wake… Its the easiest way to see who is single and who is available… They always bring their signif other if they have one… > > See a girl by her self make a friend get a number… and **steal her jeans** don’t forget to sniff the crotch. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/25 "2008-11-26T12:44:45Z")
Apparently screaming at the body and trying to acually wake it up is not proper at a wake…who knew. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/26 "2008-11-26T12:46:30Z")
dont even go in, sit in your car until u see all the hotchicks leave and then try and pick them up. edit: but act like you went to the wake and dress up, otherwise they will just think you are some creepy stalker guy looking to pick up chicks at a wake ---
**Author:** ![mickdad246](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mickdad246/32/7274_2.png) [@mickdad246](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mickdad246)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/27 "2008-11-26T12:53:02Z")
dont chew gum ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/28 "2008-11-26T13:12:34Z")
hahahahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/29 "2008-11-26T13:16:33Z")
dress in black tell everyone “im extremely sorry for your loss” hit on mad fine underage relatives of the deceased profit ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/30 "2008-11-26T13:18:16Z")
i love this thread. LOL. ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/31 "2008-11-26T13:20:59Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > I’m definitely going to be girl hunting. However, is it okay if I smoke? Will that be a major turn off at a funeral for someone who passed due to cancer? EPIC ROFL, See you in Hell my friend. Ill save you a seat! IS this RSVP? and can anyone show up? ill bring beers. ---
**Author:** ![JewHefner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jewhefner/32/5296_2.png) [@JewHefner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JewHefner)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/32 "2008-11-26T13:37:17Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Walk in with a bottle of Tequila in your hand and ask why everyone is so bummed out. Proceed to “pour one for your homies” directly into the casket. > > The more asses you grab on the way, the better. Guys, chicks, whatever. I’m picturing this in my head play by play and I cant stop laughing!!:bigclap: To you sir ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/33 "2008-11-26T13:49:02Z")
> [@Beck](#): > > I’m definitely going to be girl hunting. However, is it okay if I smoke? Will that be a major turn off at a funeral for someone who passed due to cancer? i totally fucking LOL’d when i read this. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813/34 "2008-11-26T14:37:58Z")
went in for 15 minutes. talked to a couple co-workers. looked at the bulletin board with all the pictures of the dearly departed. most importantly, didn’t see ONE girl my age or remotely good looking. i did however profit… I followed a guy i work with back home cause i was completely lost and he swung into the burger kind parking lot abruptly to get his kids some kid’s meals…and he payed for my meal. :tup: [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-behaivor-at-a-wake/58813.md?page=1)