# Proper way to talk to women. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 8, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824 "2008-09-08T21:06:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/1 "2008-09-08T21:06:12Z")
This is why nice guys finish last, because cocky + funny is the ultimate character, plus it’s downright hilarious. :bowdown I’ve been entertained by this character and his conversations with females for years and now I’m going to share some with you. Girl1: but really, i need to find a rich husband Girl1: thats my plan, isn’t that rude of me **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: sounds like a plan **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: just make sure he can afford a nice cabana boy Girl1: haha oh i will **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: hahah **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: and yes, i am for hire **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: do i have to do any duties other than hot sex? **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: if so i require extra money Girl1: woah free sex. no thats fine then Girl1: that can be your only duty **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i still require payment for the sex **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: but the old fart will pay so it ok Girl1: oh yea good point Girl1: then thats still fine **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: and am i still allowed to date or am i faithfull to my job **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: hahah Girl1: well i will be married, so yea you can def date **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: alright im down for this job Girl1: wrap it up though man **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: fo sho, i dont think the hubby would be to happy with little cabana children Girl1: no he would not Girl1: and he would stop repaying my college loans and we cannot have that **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: and he would stop paying me to have sex with his sexy wife. deff no good. Girl1: so you’re saying you wouldnt do it without funding Girl1: i guess thats understandable **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: no i must say i would gladly volunteer for this position Girl1: hahaha **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: are you looking for volunteers by any chance? Girl1: thats a rather skanky things to look for volunteers for **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: that is true **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i didnt mean it like that though Girl1: not yet, when i get a little older it wont be as skanky **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: well if you want i could take you for a few dates get ya some dinner and stuff **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: that way its all legit Girl1: oh yea that would be really regit : **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: yes mam **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: you might even begin to like me some and than it would be sper legit Girl1: such a racey conversation we are having this evening **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: if you like me than its not skanky, drunkness overrides skanky too Girl1: hahaha… if only that were the case. you still feel skanky when the drunkness subsides **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: if you have feelings **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: when drunk and sober Girl1: true true **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: than it super obliterates the skanky rule **[color=red]TheMan**[/color] Girl1: yes i suppose it does **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: so youll justh ave to work at it Girl1: haha righto **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: so sex it is. though this way i have to work for it much more than i would if i was just the cabana boy **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: and more expensive too **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: so when do you leave and does the real Lindsey come back to shoot me down? Girl1: hahahaha Girl1: when did i ever shoot you down **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i dunno, but im sure your thinking about how to do it nicely Girl1: no im not but il brb Girl2: ya know what Girl2: im gonna stop this nonsense **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: so… **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i win? Girl2: nope i win **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: your right **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: you become my friend **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: you do win Girl2: there i sent it **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: winnar Girl2: yeaaaaa i am a winnerr **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: yes, you get to look at my pictures again **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: course i havent accepted you yet Girl2: haha ur sucha jerk **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: im still not accepting until you admit the your true feelings Girl2: how bout you tell me your true feelings huh? **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: ask away Girl2: haha how bad did u wanna do me the other day? **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: did i seem really drunk or just a lil bit? Girl2: u didnt seem drunk **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: ah **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i prolly didnt wanna do you than Girl2: Girl2: ouchhh Girl2: if i wanted to fuck you then it woulda been WAY obvoius **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i thought it was? Girl2: and i do recall u askin ME to make out **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i do recall making fun of you as i asked Girl2: haha what did u say i dont even remember i was drunk **[color=red]TheMan**[/color] (10:52:59 PM): **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i dont really remember, but you deff went with it **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: than i realized you were drunk and stopped you from making the greatest mistake of your life Girl2: lol no i think i remember saying no i dont kiss jerks! Girl2: and i think i remeber u wanted to hug me TWICE **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i think you remember makin shit up Girl2: haha i think i remember u telling me that u thoguht i was deadd sexy and that u wished i would follow u around **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: no no, i did mention something about your drool getting on my shoe though Girl2: no no i spit on your shoe Girl2: cuase i thoguth u were being really rude **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: oh **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i thought i made you salivate Girl2: haha idk what else u want me to say i think your good looking Girl2: haha i dont get why ur tryina be an ass to me! Girl2: cuase i know u can be nice **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i like being an ass **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i suck at being nice Girl2: haha i thoguth u were cool at the party u were nice Girl2: why are u bein an ass now?! **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i was an ass than, you were jsut drunk Girl2: haha i dont think you were Girl2: when ar eu gonna accpet my request **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: admit the feelings and its accepted Girl2: i said i thoguth uwere good looking idk what else u want me to say Girl2: haha well i guess wahtevvvva floats ur boat **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i dont actally have any boats Girl2: haha i got one **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: rich bastard **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: maybe i am interested in you after all Girl2: Girl2: jerk **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: for saying i may now be interested or for calling you a bastard **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: lol Girl2: calling me a bastard! Girl2: and being interested cuase u think im rich! **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: nice. i hit on both Girl2: haha why do u try to make memad!? **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: you give me compliments for some reason when your mad **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: Girl2: haha i try to appease you! **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: thats quite the mistake Girl2: haha idk what to do w you **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: do me works Girl2: i dnt go around doin guys who are jerks to me **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: im nice in person apparently, no worries Girl2: no no i come up to see those 27 year olds from Michaels **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: makes sense **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: i would too if i was a chick Girl2: haha no im not a skank **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: are you saying i would be a skank? **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: eff you Girl2: hah and i DONT do dirty things to boys who are mean to me **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: im nice sometimes **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: Girl2: hah i dont think u said one nice **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: alright its time to get naked and hop in the shower Girl2: haah try not to htink about me too much **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: does it count as nice if i say i may have trouble with that one? Girl2: haha sadlyy that might be the nicest thing u have said all night **[color=red]TheMan**[/color]: ill take that as ayes All real identities are :ninja Discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/2 "2008-09-08T23:09:41Z")
weak game. i’d do so much better. ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/3 "2008-09-09T01:20:08Z")
is that cossey? ---
**Author:** ![Damonspeeds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c68b51/32.png) [@Damonspeeds](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Damonspeeds)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/4 "2008-09-09T04:33:10Z")
can you stop hitting on my mom and sister at the same time vlad ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/5 "2008-09-09T05:20:24Z")
my AIM game was solid back in college… haven’t used it in years though ---
**Author:** ![Johawk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johawk/32/6284_2.png) [@Johawk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johawk)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/6 "2008-09-09T05:40:05Z")
treat girls like crap… they like that. ;D ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/7 "2008-09-09T06:21:45Z")
> [@Johawk](#): > > treat girls like crap… they like that. ;D You’re so getting hit by Nicole as soon as she clicks the thread :lol ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/8 "2008-09-09T06:27:28Z")
> [@Vovchandr](#): > > You’re so getting hit by Nicole as soon as she clicks the thread :lol well she is dating him, so maybe she digs it and rapes him instead? ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/9 "2008-09-09T09:27:19Z")
Def not me. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/10 "2008-09-09T09:35:27Z")
I’m just going to ignore that one, or else he’ll post something even more mean about me in the girlfriends are stupid bitches thread. :lol But since Cossey had to put his two cents in, you should see how mean Cossey, Joe, and JVG are to me when we all hang out. :ahh ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/11 "2008-09-09T09:35:35Z")
Girls love being treated like dirt. The ones at hvcc anywys… :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/12 "2008-09-09T09:57:40Z")
> [@Cossey](#): > > Def not me. lol ounded like how u talk when u talk to girls lol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/13 "2008-09-09T09:59:18Z")
It does sound just like Cossey, but he has better spelling, punctuation, and grammar. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/14 "2008-09-09T10:09:38Z")
> [@Globe1280](#): > > Girls love being treated like dirt. The ones at hvcc anywys… :mwahaha im telling. :tong ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/15 "2008-09-09T10:14:41Z")
all girl like to be treated lik crap …thats why im single ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/16 "2008-09-09T10:15:09Z")
> [@Silent](#): > > all girl like to be treated lik crap …thats why im single its time for change silent! just try it… works for me :nod ---
**Author:** ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/17 "2008-09-09T10:17:38Z")
yep, its a fact, girls like being treated like poop, they always like the “bad” boy b/c they are attracted to what they are not suppose to like. Thats why being the nice guys finish last, stupid girls play too many games ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/18 "2008-09-09T10:20:26Z")
That’s almost exactly what I told Joe the other day… Joe said he wished I had an older brother he could be friends with so he could have slept over at my parent’s house… I told him he better be lucky I don’t have an older brother to tell me not to date him 'cause he’s not boyfriend material. :lol ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/19 "2008-09-09T10:21:12Z")
> [@Allstar Graphics](#): > > yep, its a fact, girls like being treated like poop, they always like the “bad” boy b/c they are attracted to what they are not suppose to like. Thats why being the nice guys finish last, stupid girls play too many games that is true dj they play more games than some guys ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824/20 "2008-09-09T10:23:47Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > its time for change silent! just try it… works for me :nod ohh i know this swity u kinda know my luck in the past with girls … i just dont know if i have it in me lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/proper-way-to-talk-to-women/238824.md?page=2)