# Prosthetics + State Police = Funny

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 23, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193 "2006-01-23T07:28:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/1 "2006-01-23T07:28:56Z")

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"A Chemult man was arrested Saturday after authorities say he threw both his prosthetic legs at an Oregon State Police trooper.

Joel W. Kackstetter, 53, was booked in the Klamath County Jail on suspicion of menacing, assaulting an officer, interference with an officer, criminal conspiracy and resisting arrest. His bail was set at $45,000."

> **[Man puts legs into assault on trooper](https://www.heraldandnews.com/news/local_news/man-puts-legs-into-assault-on-trooper/article_67b63434-2ec1-5504-98cd-8af555b9f568.html)**
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> Published January 22, 2006

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/2 "2006-01-23T07:29:56Z")

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hahah

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/3 "2006-01-23T07:37:47Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/4 "2006-01-23T07:43:08Z")

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that cop should have beat him with his own legs.

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**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/5 "2006-01-23T07:46:34Z")

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Sadly I had to beat them to death with their own shoes…

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**Author:** ![SilencingMachine](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silencingmachine/32/7593_2.png) [@SilencingMachine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SilencingMachine)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/6 "2006-01-23T07:54:16Z")

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> His blood alcohol level was .10 percent four hours after the incident

:eek:

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**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/7 "2006-01-23T07:58:46Z")

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> Joel Kackstetter then got out of the sports utility vehicle, shouting, “Let’s get him.” Authorities say that Joel Kackstetter charged at the trooper, telling him he would rip his head off. The trooper then kicked him in the chest.

bawhahahahahaha

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/8 "2006-01-23T08:03:35Z")

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> “The passenger stated that he had an AK-47 and a **bullet with my name on it** as he walked away from the vehicles towards the woods,” Newcomb wrote in the OSP report.

cliche-spewing police assaulterer. :lol:

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**Author:** ![tcm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tcm/32/7365_2.png) [@tcm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tcm)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/prosthetics-state-police-funny/7193/9 "2006-01-23T09:13:41Z")

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> [@vq30de](#):
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> Sadly I had to beat them to death with their own shoes…

…but we managed to fill the brandy glass with 1000 brown m&ms and ozzy went on stage