# PWNED **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 17, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962 "2008-04-17T08:23:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/21 "2008-04-17T10:04:50Z")
hahaha fucking great ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/22 "2008-04-17T10:07:13Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#): > > My buddy used to shit his pants when he got trashed. One night he went back to a girls dorm with her and passed out drunk on her bed with her naked. Woke up and found out he’d shit himself in her bed so he smeared it on her ass and moved her into the spot where he slept and took off hoping to leave her convinced that she shat everywhere. He never saw her again so I dunno how it worked out but boy did I laugh. thats pretty much the oldest story on the internet… ---
**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/23 "2008-04-17T10:07:17Z")
There is no way any girl would write that and post it to the public. ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/24 "2008-04-17T10:07:49Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/25 "2008-04-17T10:11:59Z")
oh my god i cant stop laughing… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/26 "2008-04-17T10:24:06Z")
This thread is amazing :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Viper966](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/viper966/32/7268_2.png) [@Viper966](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Viper966)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/27 "2008-04-17T10:48:35Z")
> [@Boomin99GT](#): > > My buddy used to shit his pants when he got trashed. One night he went back to a girls dorm with her and passed out drunk on her bed with her naked. Woke up and found out he’d shit himself in her bed so he smeared it on her ass and moved her into the spot where he slept and took off hoping to leave her convinced that she shat everywhere. He never saw her again so I dunno how it worked out but boy did I laugh. this did not happen… its a tucker max story… see:[http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285](http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285) ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/28 "2008-04-17T11:14:38Z")
> [@Viper966](#): > > this did not happen… its a tucker max story… see:[http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285](http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285) X2…i thought i remembered reading that story somewhere else and then it clicked…tucker max FTW! ---
**Author:** ![VANDIT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vandit/32/4977_2.png) [@VANDIT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/VANDIT)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/29 "2008-04-17T11:19:13Z")
who was the girl?? ---
**Author:** ![bigwoode](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigwoode/32/5175_2.png) [@bigwoode](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bigwoode)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/30 "2008-04-17T13:29:00Z")
this is hilariousss ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/31 "2008-04-17T15:11:27Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/32 "2008-04-17T15:24:37Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/33 "2008-04-17T15:26:47Z")
> [@Viper966](#): > > this did not happen… its a tucker max story… see:[http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285](http://www.amazon.com/Hope-They-Serve-Beer-Hell/dp/0806527285) Only problem with that is that I was with him at about 3 parties where he literally pooped through his pants. That’s the only reason I believed the rest of his story. I guess I could tell you about the time where he sat on the front porch for about 3 hours in Chicago in the middle of winter in soaked through poop jeans because no one would take him home and he was too drunk to figure out how to get a cab. Is that a Tucker Max story too? ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/34 "2008-04-17T15:30:23Z")
not doubting your buddy does have a case of the shits when he gets drunk but it was like the exact same story in tucker max’s book…funny as fuck none the less! i wanna meet someone that shits their pants when they get drunk…that way i can call him captain poopy pants ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/35 "2008-04-17T15:32:23Z")
Yeah I had no idea who Tucker Max is so I guess either my buddy has the exact same kind of shitting capibilities or he just felt that since he was a crapper he’d atleast copy someones story about going to bed with a girl and pooping? I atleast gave him credit for going home with a girl haha. ---
**Author:** ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/36 "2008-04-17T15:35:13Z")
hahahaha cant say ive ever shat my pants, sober or drunk…so i dont know how it feels…im guessing warm :gotme: lol ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/37 "2008-04-18T06:00:56Z")
a friend of mine has a story similar to this… alabama slammers ! ---
**Author:** ![Awakened](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Awakened](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Awakened)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2008, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pwned/46962/38 "2008-04-18T06:13:31Z")
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