# Q: If you were to float down a creek on something.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 28, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321 "2008-07-28T20:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/21 "2008-07-28T20:23:52Z")
go to walmart and get an inflatable raft ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/22 "2008-07-28T20:25:57Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > go to walmart and get an inflatable raft that will probably pop in no time ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/23 "2008-07-28T20:28:21Z")
gimmie one adeezzz ![http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/08/77/91/33/0008779133080_500X500.jpg](http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/08/77/91/33/0008779133080_500X500.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/24 "2008-07-28T20:30:25Z")
$10 siiqqqqqq ![http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/67/53/01/0002675301452_500X500.jpg](http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/67/53/01/0002675301452_500X500.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![civicjim](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/civicjim/32/5297_2.png) [@civicjim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/civicjim)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/25 "2008-07-28T20:30:59Z")
which one u want? I got several locked up in my basement. > [@Jam](#): > > gimmie one adeezzz _kidding BTW, poor taste I know…_ ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/26 "2008-07-28T20:32:02Z")
> [@civicjim](#): > > which one u want? I got several locked up in my basement. Shotgun little boy! ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/27 "2008-07-28T20:33:08Z")
damn it! ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/28 "2008-07-28T21:00:19Z")
> [@Jam](#): > > gimmie one adeezzz newman on jam’s name? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/29 "2008-07-28T21:09:09Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > newman on jam’s name? GET OFF HIS SACK BUT RLY THO CMON IDEAS! ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/30 "2008-07-28T21:17:11Z")
![http://www.gb-sports.co.uk/bema_arm_bands.jpg](http://www.gb-sports.co.uk/bema_arm_bands.jpg) ![http://www.babysunprotection.com/ProdImages/FI540001.jpg](http://www.babysunprotection.com/ProdImages/FI540001.jpg) ![http://www.swimoutlet.com/photos/1843-2T.jpg](http://www.swimoutlet.com/photos/1843-2T.jpg) ![http://www.speargun.com/images/j-snorkel.jpg](http://www.speargun.com/images/j-snorkel.jpg) ![http://www.coralspas.co.uk/hottub_images/9.jpg](http://www.coralspas.co.uk/hottub_images/9.jpg) :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/31 "2008-07-29T03:28:12Z")
![http://www.raunchytaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/strange-blow-up-doll.jpg](http://www.raunchytaters.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/strange-blow-up-doll.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BigRon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BigRon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BigRon)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/32 "2008-07-29T04:41:30Z")
12 bucks and pick it up at sears [http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p\_10153\_12605\_00672996000P?sid=I0084400010000100383&aff=Y](http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_00672996000P?sid=I0084400010000100383&aff=Y) ![http://s7.sears.com/is/image/Sears/00672996000?qlt=90,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0](http://s7.sears.com/is/image/Sears/00672996000?qlt=90,0&resMode=sharp&op_usm=0.9,0.5,0,0) ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/33 "2008-07-29T05:46:49Z")
One of many 18 mile creek threads? This is never going to happen. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/34 "2008-07-29T05:48:12Z")
god. those inflatable pillows look like the most uncomfortable things on the planet. ---
**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/35 "2008-07-29T05:49:20Z")
Jam, How are you going to get the beer to float? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/36 "2008-07-29T05:49:49Z")
> [@93dx--hatch](#): > > Jam, > > How are you going to get the beer to float? i believe that’s been covered by burnt toast… he just needs a whole flock. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/37 "2008-07-29T05:52:30Z")
Jam just wrap toner in bubble wrap. Maybe give him a snorkel. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/38 "2008-07-29T05:53:06Z")
Wrap your girl in bubble wrap and give her a snorkel. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/39 "2008-07-29T05:53:59Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i believe that’s been covered by burnt toast… > > he just needs a whole flock. ahahaha that would be the best part of this whole ordeal. Just imagine Jam floating down the creek with a chain of 12 ducks following behind! ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/40 "2008-07-29T05:54:50Z")
$20 hooker, make her swim to keep you afloat, eventually she will drown and you will make out like you paid thousands for the hooker because you can do whatever you want with her. all about the return on investment. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321.md?page=3)