# Q: If you were to float down a creek on something....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 28, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321 "2008-07-28T20:03:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/41 "2008-07-29T05:56:00Z")
> [@chino](#):
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> $20 hooker, make her swim to keep you afloat, eventually she will drown and you will make out like you paid thousands for the hooker because you can do whatever you want with her.
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> all about the return on investment.
How did you get so smart?
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/42 "2008-07-29T06:02:14Z")
tractor tire tube
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/43 "2008-07-29T06:04:05Z")
> [@EvilJay](#):
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> How did you get so smart?
I’ve been spending a lot more time thinking… it’s starting to pay off.
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/44 "2008-07-29T06:42:02Z")
1. Buy a roll of duct-tape, or see if you can find someone to give you some used rolls to cheat your budget.
2. Cut up an old tarp
3. Go to the Dollar Tree, buy as many of the foam pool noodles as your remaining budget allows. ($1 + tax each 18 if done right)
4. Fashion the most badass rainbow pontoon raft ever. Or in whatever shape you want for that matter.
EDIT: Now with a professional mspaint cad render.
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/45 "2008-07-29T07:16:55Z")
where the fuck are you going to find a store on the side of the creek?
idiots.
i’d probably go with a lifevest
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### Author:  [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/46 "2008-07-29T07:21:30Z")
Little more than 20bucks but way more fun
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/47 "2008-07-29T07:47:23Z")
Go to my backyard and get a huge piece of foam.
I have left over pieces of SIP panels in my back yard.
In fact last weekend I just cut up a huge one because I was sick of moving such a huge chunk.
keep in mind these pieces have OSB on one side of them.
If you fastened a couple together you could easily float a car.:biglaugh:
Since we are on the subject does anyone know where to get rid of huge pieces of foam?:biglaugh:
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### Author:  [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/48 "2008-07-29T07:51:06Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#):
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> Since we are on the subject does anyone know where to get rid of huge pieces of foam?:biglaugh:
Throw them in creek and inform NYSpeed of the location and time.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/49 "2008-07-29T07:51:26Z")
Butch FTW.
> [@AWDrifter](#):
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> Since we are on the subject does anyone know where to get rid of huge pieces of foam?:biglaugh:
matches.
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### Author:  [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/50 "2008-07-29T07:53:31Z")
lol i could use some for my bow… and for putting under dirt to make a jump for the atv’s and dirt bikes
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### Author:  [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/51 "2008-07-29T08:06:03Z")
fuzzy wins
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/52 "2008-07-29T08:21:21Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> Throw them in creek and inform NYSpeed of the location and time.
That would be fun but, I still need to get rid of them.
> [@Nikuk](#):
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> Butch FTW.matches.
I burned a small piece and it was pretty bad.
I am a Republican but, not even I would want to burn this much foam.:mamoru:
> [@justa4door](#):
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> lol i could use some for my bow… and for putting under dirt to make a jump for the atv’s and dirt bikes
They would actually be great for archery practice.
> [@KuntryQuestTSi](#):
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> fuzzy wins
???
Mine are free, can’t pop, can float a car and require no assembly.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/53 "2008-07-29T08:24:45Z")
Just go with a fat bitch and spend your $20 on beer and smokes.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/54 "2008-07-29T08:27:47Z")
step 1. Buy lots of clothsline
step 2. cut down a tree (costs nothing)
step 3. cut logs into 5’ sections (costs nothing)
step 4. lash said logs together (costs nothing)
step 5. cruize in style in you’re new old school log raft
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/55 "2008-07-29T08:28:25Z")
> [@AWDrifter](#):
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> ???
> Mine are free, can’t pop, can float a car and require no assembly.
I agree my idea is terrible! Except the foam noodles are very durable, and maybe substitute a random wood pallet from some shipping company that is tossing one out.
These foam sheets would be probably be the best bet. Not as durable, but you could float a hell of a lot on it, in potentially shallower water. And put the extra money/foam towards booze, and a built in raft cooler.
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/56 "2008-07-29T08:29:25Z")
The foam can also be carved out into a make-shift cooler/coozie to keep beer cold.:jam:
Oh and this foam is plenty durable.
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/57 "2008-07-29T08:34:13Z")
You can ride me all day for $20. :mamoru:
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/58 "2008-07-29T08:38:37Z")
^ 3 pages and your the first one that thought of that haha
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### Author:  [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/59 "2008-07-29T08:40:10Z")
I’m so clever.
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/q-if-you-were-to-float-down-a-creek-on-something/52321/60 "2008-07-29T08:42:04Z")
:tup:
clever and \>$20
winner?
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